As a candidate standing for the Bandit party in the next GE, i would like to gather your support. These are my policies.
£4 min spin on any slot.
No bollox verification unless you get a cashout of more than 40k in a month.. (yep thats the money launderers fucked without messing with me!)
Free booze on days containing a ‘Y’.
Donuts as a slot will be banned, cos it’s just mega boring waiting for purples that don’t show.
Thank You for voting EnglishGuy !