Experts in women required please.

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  • #42405
    Haz40 WANTED $1,166
    Outlaw

    So after the last community poker tournament I was left with a balance of 9 dollars after a £20 deposit. I increased the balance to 33 dollars which I lost yesterday. What a tit i am i know.So here’s the problem. This morning I find out there is another tournament on Sunday which i would love to play in. The account is in my missus name as I am on gamstop and after last time it was a major battle for me to persuade her to let me use her bank card and set up an account in her name. Now ive got to persuade her to let me use the card again. I had enough in the balance but as a typical gambler I didn’t save it for the next tournament. Knobhead ?. So how can I persuade her to let me use the card again. The money side is no problem. How do I sweet talk her round. Serious and funny suggestions most welcome thanks.

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    #42406
    Thisgirl2019 WANTED $121
    Outlaw

    I’m a women and even I don’t know what to suggest on this one ??

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    #42408
    Ivor-Tinyone WANTED $42
    Outlaw

    Is it worth your relationship. Seriously, this stuff grinds on a lass. I know first hand. Just have a big think. Let the demons win or keep your lass happy.

    If I could rewind time, I know what I would do.

    Im only guessing you have demons as you said you are still on a ban.

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    #42412
    Seedy WANTED $1,243
    Sheriff

    Haz40 wrote:

    So after the last community poker tournament I was left with a balance of 9 dollars after a £20 deposit. I increased the balance to 33 dollars which I lost yesterday. What a tit i am i know.So here’s the problem. This morning I find out there is another tournament on Sunday which i would love to play in. The account is in my missus name as I am on gamstop and after last time it was a major battle for me to persuade her to let me use her bank card and set up an account in her name. Now ive got to persuade her to let me use the card again. I had enough in the balance but as a typical gambler I didn’t save it for the next tournament. Knobhead ?. So how can I persuade her to let me use the card again. The money side is no problem. How do I sweet talk her round. Serious and funny suggestions most welcome thanks.

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    Your fucked mate!! lol it’s best to maybe take it on the chin! and use it as a lesson as to why you are on gamstop still and it’s not worth the upset or aggro from your other half 🙂

    Funny Response

    Chloroform and nab the card deposit just enough to play the tournament and then hide!

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    #42416
    thunderball6 WANTED $272
    Outlaw

    U know what u need to do ??????????????

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    #42419
    Haz40 WANTED $1,166
    Outlaw

    Interesting replies thanks lol. Feel I should of said and controversial replies from just basics welcome. ?

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    #42428
    notrege WANTED $41
    Outlaw

    thunderball6 wrote:

    U know what u need to do ??????????????

    :D:D:D works all the time

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    #42429
    Green2711 WANTED $492
    Outlaw

    There’s an easy way around this unless she reads your bank statements. Transfer the money to someone on the forum via bank transfer then they can add it to their stars account and transfer it to you via stars. You’d obviously have to trust that person not to do a runner but it’s only around £9. I will do it for if you like but you’ll have to transfer it as I don’t have a bean in my current account atm and I can’t touch my savings account.

    #42435
    WiggyOfStHelens WANTED $96
    Outlaw

    You may have to do some serious butt licking this time 😉

    #42437
    Haz40 WANTED $1,166
    Outlaw

    Green2711 wrote:

    There’s an easy way around this unless she reads your bank statements. Transfer the money to someone on the forum via bank transfer then they can add it to their stars account and transfer it to you via stars. You’d obviously have to trust that person not to do a runner but it’s only around £9. I will do it for if you like but you’ll have to transfer it as I don’t have a bean in my current account atm and I can’t touch my savings account.

    Cheers mate I’m off for the sweet talk first. After 16 years with her hoping to be ok lol. Least I now have a plan b though.

    #42440
    Green2711 WANTED $492
    Outlaw

    Haha best of luck mate…I can’t see her kicking up a fuss over a tenner but then I’m no expert in the female species, let us know how you get on! 😀

    #42443
    appleman91 WANTED $42
    Outlaw

    Buy her some kitchen utensils or a bread maker or something.

    Hmmm perhaps why I’m single.

    #42447
    Stevie25 WANTED $254
    Outlaw

    I’d offer her double your deposit so £18 to her and £9 from her card to pokerstars…. Also offer her half the winnings as its not about that, make another thread here so we can trash talk you into being a Poor poker player (Your just a fish) .. Donk etc, and your manhood can’t take shit from these Obv donks trolling you…. ???

    Maybe have a side bet with someone to control there aviator for a week and you can’t back down.

    #42448
    aps31 WANTED $15
    Spectator

     

     

    Tell her you need the card to buy a 15 inch anal intruder as you are curiously how it would feel? I am guesssing this would meet with less resistance to telling her you want to gamble with the money and a bit less embarrassing for yourself .

    #42458
    Green2711 WANTED $492
    Outlaw

    You might want to ask her for £20 as it’s a rebuy and I can see Bio busting you first hand after last time ?

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