Honestly mate this is straight up and one of the bandits mates knows this story so bear with me but it’s funny as fuck.
A long time ago I was being a twat and seeing 2 girls at once. I had decided to move in with one of them and we bought a house so I ended the relationship with the other girl and decided to commit and start a decent life.
On the day that I am moving house, I am stressed to fuck with the move and my partner is coming to my dad’s as ie rented a van. Load everything up at mine, go with my partner to hers and then go to the new house.
I get phonecall off the bird I was seeing saying I might be pregnant. My head falls off. Ride round on my bike, drag her to boots for a pregnancy kit, back to hers. She does two tests, not pregnant. Thank fuck for that ride back to my dad’s. Partner turns up, I’m stressed to fuck but also relieved. She says before we move in you need to know something. I might be pregnant. Head falls off again. Right off we go, off to boots. Get another pregnancy test and got served at the till by the exact same girl whonsetved me earlier in the day. She looks at me and goes “was there an issue with the one you bought earlier”. I turn into a stumbling idiot but manages to blag my way out of it. This one was negative to.
Honestly thought my head would explode that day hahaha