Unbelievably I’ve been told to fuck off by 3 celebs. Hugh Grant, David Haye and Martin Kemp.
I bumped in to Hugh at Edinburgh airport and asked for a photo as we were on a stag do and he politely told me to fuck off as he is also entitled to a holiday
I asked David Haye for an autograph half way through a Sky Sports interview and I quote “fuck off mate I’m trying to get on the telly”
I went to see Spandau Ballet on their reunion tour and stayed in the same hotel as them, I spent time with all the band (Tony Hadley had a little bag with him at all times and wouldn’t say what was in it, It was Gary Kemp’s birthday so he went out rather than going to the hotel bar, but as luck would have it I sat next to him at Breakfast, when I mentioned I had a drink with Tony the first thing he said was “did he have his bag?”) anyway I mentioned something about Eastenders to Martin and he told me to fuck off
weirdest celebrity encounter for me was having a wee in the urinanal next to Rod Stewart in planet Hollywood and asking him “is that why they call you Rod?”