[Radar1974]

I wouldn’t be surprised if a topic like this has been started before, but i’m new to the forums so don’t shout at me if it has 🙂

just wanted a thread where people can share their favourite Bandit commentary quotes and insults. No need to mention which slot or game he was playing (probably funnier when they are taken out of context anyway).

my top 2 so far:

”You wank stain coconut sniffer”

”Where are you, you ginger slag!?! I have nothing against red heads, but you are ginger and clearly a slag”

 

 

 

[MrNickH]

Im coming round your house and peeling all your bananas

Is my absolute favourite-  no prizes for guessing the game though – this is a retro bandit quote tbh

 

[Brekis2]

“Better than a kick in the dick.”

[Radar1974]

“I might as well rip off my own foreskin and jam it in my eye socket”

[Nathy L K]

A new one from the latest video,

‘Kiss my piss ya pineapple peeler’

Absolute Gem! ?

[Winningbird]

I was laughing for a good half an hour about this one hahaha

[The Bandit]

Lol fuck knows where “kiss my piss ya pineapple peeler” actually came from – i don’t half come out with some guff don’t i haha

[Anonymous]

Wife!….

[Green2711]

Wank stain coconut sniffer and kiss my piss ya pineapple peeler literally had on the floor crying for a good few minutes

[Radar1974]

You onion headed, twiglet legged cock stain… no guesses where that one came from too ?

[Mr B]

(not exact words) – I’m lying down —- i can’t reach now

[Proddylegend]

I might of dreamt this one but better than a punt in the c**t

[RubyRed]

I love it when he calls fisherman Franky a ‘lazy wanker’

[Patty1974]

After being screwed by Machina only to pull it all back….”Great game…never in doubt!” ???

[Patty1974]

I did enjoy the Rise of Olympus rant too on the last video followed up by the chair getting a right good slagging! Great entertainment from start to finish. ?

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