Forum

[Seyahkram1977 WANTED $708 Outlaw]

Bitchmag weekly is the best name for a newspaper ever, you could have a chain

bitchmagweekly for complainers

bitch wag weekly for dogs ..

bitch shag weekly for … you know

bitch gag weekly for weirdos

bitch drag weekly for @seedy when he’s in Blackpool …we’ve heard the stories

[Seyahkram1977 WANTED $708 Outlaw]

Slot wrote:

Seyahkram1977 wrote:

UkCuppa wrote:

I understand why video slots are running most games at 94 rtp unless fixed I’ve seen a few today.

 

So best site to use in the UK for everyday use, if anyone can tell me who to check out I would appreciate it please?

 

Been at videoslots since day 1 so kinda sad to leave but 94rtp seems scary as shit lol

21 casino is a good site, I’ve been with them for years, I moved over to vs and basically stayed with them for 5-6 years but it looks like I’ll have to leave vs because they can’t verify ( after five years and three or four verifications ) who I am…..I’m still in pending mode since last week…

bwin is also a good site, it’s game selection pages is rubbish… but they have a lot of good games in there including oldies like “once upon “ which is a bandit fan favourite…

98% of UK casinos have 94% or lower RTP, VS sister casino Mr vegas their RTP is like 90% 91%

for now, the best RTP casino for UK players is Bet365 lot of their providers are max RTP

That’s good to know… great research

[Seyahkram1977 WANTED $708 Outlaw]

Kelvie wrote:

You lot sound like a section Take a break XD

Hey now then, it’s take years of training to get to this level of sectioning….dedication to the art …..

 

[Seyahkram1977 WANTED $708 Outlaw]

Xbobmad wrote:

Seyahkram1977 wrote:

see you know your getting old when this stuff grinds your gears

So grumpy…

Fucking right… fuck those fucking fucktards 😂

[Seyahkram1977 WANTED $708 Outlaw]

I’d say the ancient left us the book of dead …

[Seyahkram1977 WANTED $708 Outlaw]

UkCuppa wrote:

I understand why video slots are running most games at 94 rtp unless fixed I’ve seen a few today.

 

So best site to use in the UK for everyday use, if anyone can tell me who to check out I would appreciate it please?

 

Been at videoslots since day 1 so kinda sad to leave but 94rtp seems scary as shit lol

21 casino is a good site, I’ve been with them for years, I moved over to vs and basically stayed with them for 5-6 years but it looks like I’ll have to leave vs because they can’t verify ( after five years and three or four verifications ) who I am…..I’m still in pending mode since last week…

bwin is also a good site, it’s game selection pages is rubbish… but they have a lot of good games in there including oldies like “once upon “ which is a bandit fan favourite…

[Seyahkram1977 WANTED $708 Outlaw]

Xbobmad wrote:

Seyahkram1977 wrote:

seedys diary

 

Day 1768, Steve allowed me out from under the stairs for a 20 minute walk. I found it unnerving and locked myself back inside within 10 seconds.

Nah it’s a lot simpler than that…..

seedy came out, saw the words “chip” or “where is bandit “ and ran away screaming…

[Seyahkram1977 WANTED $708 Outlaw]

Seedy wrote:

Seyahkram1977 wrote:

Uhhh formula 1…. The most boring thing since darts …. And cricket …. And seedys diary …yes that’s right fuckers I said it mwah ha ha ha ha ha

I will have you know my diary is aweso…. yeah boring 😓

Hope you are all doing well 😊 kids are off for 2 weeks now 🤦‍♂️😅🤣😂

 

Yeah two of the little ones to look after…and Mrs chooses these two weeks to do over time ……

clever girl …..

raptor attacks

[Seyahkram1977 WANTED $708 Outlaw]

Uhhh formula 1…. The most boring thing since darts …. And cricket …. And seedys diary …yes that’s right fuckers I said it mwah ha ha ha ha ha

[Seyahkram1977 WANTED $708 Outlaw]

The Bandit wrote:

I managed to get up, that’s the main thing haha

Holy shit … bandit gets glassed…where were you ?

Wrexham

ahhhhhhhh makes sense …

( I can say it cause I used to live there..)

You insist on drinking in chequers that’s what can happen 😂😂😂😂… (is that pub still going ????)

[Seyahkram1977 WANTED $708 Outlaw]

Fuck me, how lucky / unlucky those x are, this game has some magic numbers it can add to the wilds …

[Seyahkram1977 WANTED $708 Outlaw]

Fucking Malkey the one up champ ..😂😂

(I didn’t even see the bloke )

[Seyahkram1977 WANTED $708 Outlaw]

Xbobmad wrote:

Seedy wrote:

Seyahkram1977 wrote:

Xbobmad wrote:

The chase wouldn’t be anywhere near as popular if they only had one question and called it a quiz FFS 😂

Yeah well I was expecting you lot  to follow up with more quizz questions… ya know .. keep it running …but nooooooooooo …

this is why super man works alone ..

Batman has Robin though you and Xbob can be them instead 🤣😂😂

 

Accurate

Pretty sure I’m clock In The back ground …… and yes I said clock ….

[Seyahkram1977 WANTED $708 Outlaw]

Xbobmad wrote:

The chase wouldn’t be anywhere near as popular if they only had one question and called it a quiz FFS 😂

Yeah well I was expecting you lot  to follow up with more quizz questions… ya know .. keep it running …but nooooooooooo …

this is why super man works alone ..

[Seyahkram1977 WANTED $708 Outlaw]

Mando. wrote:

Not a violent person but when I see chipz, “astonished” face with his hands on his cheeks looking flabbergasted  because this video must contain an unbelievably crazy win, I want smash his face in. Click bait twat.

Banned list.

1 Chipmonkz ( see above )

2 Hideous ( ugly twat, screaming a thouthand exth )

3 Fruity ( used to tolerate )

4 pretty much everyone else.

Bandit, Rock n Rolla, and he has to be included in my book stop n step ( although I do have some reservations, feel free to ask if like, or add your opinion )

I’m my view these are the only 3 acceptable guys playing slots out there.

I’m not going to speak badly of the dude, I really don’t watch him enough to have an opinion, but I’ll drop one thing they do with his videos that drives me nuts, so take a video about san Quentin, and you know those slot vids that slow down and zoom in as a 2x lands and then zooms in on a 3x, cuts back to player having orgasm , and a wild lands ( super zoom in) and another and then another…. And it’s fucking spectacular, with rosh cumming over the screen……chips version be like …wild lands, cut to orgasm face, 2x lands with super zoom in slow mo, 3x lands, cut to other guy orgams face , 3x wild lands, the screen shakes, the guys hug in preparation, a prisoner lands on really 5   …..holy shit this is epiccccccccccccccc ……£80 …..dudes high 5 and have a protein shake ..

I mean yeah …. Nice …. But still Micheal bay in the edit room  …chill dude …

[Author]

Posts