Profile : farahtrousers

Honestly, I am passing by to see what updates there but

Berty1000 wrote:

100% The Devil, we are aware that he said that in the last video.

just isn’t true. The last few videos haven’t been as engaging and I say that with respect. Bandit seems to be a “do it properly or fcuk it” type of guy and pushing out lack lustre videos that he isn’t enjoying is just the bs he doesn’t want to do. We heard him on a snippet from someone elses video where he was on a fobt and piss bored.

I think he was checking his mojo and trying it out but it seems his yearning to do it is stronger than his love to enjoy doing it. He wants to but isn’t loving it, moreso enduring it.

I’m not 100% aware of everything he said in the last few videos because unlike previous videos, he didn’t keep me engaged. Not because he is a failure, no judgment on him and certainly not because I have lost the will to enjoy his videos.

If he aint loving it, it shows.

Best slotter out there. Looked up to by so many people for being funny, honest and real.

me to my wife, both enjoying a video “omg he’s gonna lay down”
my wife /strange look at me
bandit “I’m lying down”

a reaction to him enjoying an otherwise shitty slots moment, that was to be honest, hilarious. I can speak for days on moments many of us have enjoyed watching his videos. But when he aint up for it, it shows. He doesn’t hide it.

I’d like to back up that and say that is exactly how it works but you already know the reality at the end of the day.

scenario one
Danger High Voltage bonus lands and you get “J” as your turn wild symbol.
: “What a coincidence, the jacks have disappeared.” – this doesn’t always happen.

scenario two
add this to the pile : Centurion and similar games visually show you a bigger bonus symbol.
: but do they land more because they are bigger ?

It doesn’t matter what you are playing, the volatility and so on. What matters is the RTP. When a slot is turned on for the first time, it is placed at X position on the RTP scale. Let’s say FOBT £500 jackpot. Let’s say the max it can owe is £500. The Max it can be owed is £500 + RTP difference ie profit. We do this to keep the argument simple. The position on the RTP scale is held by X. X floats around the scale with consumption and payout of monies. Of course, those limits do not exist, only for this simple argument. If you cannot aside this, this argument will not make sense. BUT : 

If (big if) a slot gives a bonus but is limited to paying £5 because £495 is owed, those jacks will not show up much in DHV. The bonus symbols might not land on Centurion.

RTP is king. Profit is the ruler. If you think something else is in charge, you are deluded, or lying. RTP is governed by law. Stretched over an amount of spins and also expected to meet requirements, in time.

As much as I truly hate to say this, be prepared for them to tell you it’s an error and there is no bonus payout.

It happens in real life too. I was chatting in Admiral to staff and doing 30p spins on a slot. The bonus dropped in in front of them with a little woohoo acknowledging it dropping in finally. And then nothing happened. Just end of spin, click play to take the next spin.

Witnessed by staff. Weeks went by and nothing was done. Enquired twice and nothing. They didnt even tell me the outcome. I should lodge a complaint but what’s the point ?

In Merkur round the corner, I collected 12 spins (slot similar to hercules) and it gambled the second cash amount stack instead and lost.

Guess how much they cared… yup, didnt give a damn.

Thread about this literally 2 threads down.

Actually had something similar happen and you have look at the obvious here, to which they or anyone else cannot deny.

You lost the card. Get a new card. Send everything you would normally send and the photo of the new card. It is feasible to lose a card after using it, it happens at some point right ? They cannot expect magic and cannot deny payment. That would be illegal.

They can even send and will send the payment to the same source, the same card. The bank will say “yea that’s cool.”

Don’t lie. They can assume you made a fraudulent payment and use due diligence to make checks, to find you didn’t. They have zero reason to withhold your money.

Also, make a token deposit with the new card and then withdraw that too. Everything will check out because there is no reason it can’t. Losing a card between buying and refunding (depositing and withdrawing is the same thing really, using the same process) is totally normal and happens all the time.

Sell em on ebay (illegal but ebay are happy to fast and loose with laws) enjoy the peace.

lmao. Hoping to see my grandkids soon. They can be handed back ! lmao

me : he’s gonna lie down
my_wife : /strange look
bandit : /lies down

Let’s be honest, without knowing any facts which the entire majority have none, it’s all a gut feeling really isn’t it ? If someone asked :

Is bandit a real player ?
Well I honestly feel he is genuine even though I have seen him screwing around with £100k
If he isn’t real then props to him for being what I think must be the best actor playing slots streams ever.

But now compare any other streamer. Factor in the state of wealth vs the win/loss. A hungry man chancing a £1 is over the moon if a £70 jackpot drops in. Likewise bandit seemed very real in his experience on Jamming Jars 100k win the lucky fcuker.

Many of these streamers have a pause “how should I react?” (Hideous for example, does it almost every time) and then react. Most of them don’t seem real, don’t feel real.

For any fruit bat reading *** I am NOT even remotely suggesting bandit is fake. I literally have no reason to think so.