A group of very drunk men on a stag party walk into a brothel. They buy a bottle of vodka and start downing more and more shots.
The girls say to the madam “Come on, we cant fuck these guys, Id rather quit”.
The madam says “Go fetch the blowup dolls we sell, they wont know the difference, just stand in the corridor and wait”.
The girls do as she said. After leaving the club the first guy says “Well, that was shit. I think mine had a rough day. She just lied there and didnt say anything or move. Let me finish on her face though”.
The second guy says “I think mine was a witch”.
The first guy replies “Why? What the fuck?”
The second guy responds “Well i bit mine on the ass and she farted in my face and flew out of the window”