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Larry Longballs wrote:

allang84 wrote:

Slot videos and slot streaming is out of fucking control.  It is not relatable in any way to normal punters.  As much as I love the bandit it makes me sick to my stomach the thought of someone losing over 70 grand.  You could buy a house or flat  with that money.  Losing 70 grand is not the same as someone losing 70 quid or 700 quid and it never will be.  It will be interesting to see the last man standing when this cancerous gambling affiliate shite is finished off once and for all.

 

 

I don’t know the full logistics of affiliation but my basic understanding is that streamers/affiliates offer people financial incentives to sign up to casino sites through a link.  If this is the case then I think it’s disgusting as they are encouraging people to gamble and lose money with all the drastic consequences that carries.

You are playing with fire, playing on these slots.  Yes we have seen they can pay but not in the long run.

It is disgusting especially when you have streamers like Chipmonkzslots,  who have actually increased the amount of videos they are putting out because they know everyone is in isolation.  The Bandit doesnt push links but guys like Chipmonkz are simply there to get as much off you as possible and could not give a monkeys toss if you do your balls in.

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If you don’t mind me asking, what is your overall cumulative profit/loss figure across all casino sites since you started gambling?

[Xbobmad WANTED $729 Outlaw]

Larry Longballs wrote:

If you don’t mind me asking, what is your overall cumulative profit/loss figure across all casino sites since you started gambling?

I’m 3 grand up on video slots, 6k in 9k out. I’m at a huge loss so far on baby Xbob though ??

[The Bandit WANTED $5,354 El Bandito]

Larry Longballs wrote:

allang84 wrote:

Slot videos and slot streaming is out of fucking control.  It is not relatable in any way to normal punters.  As much as I love the bandit it makes me sick to my stomach the thought of someone losing over 70 grand.  You could buy a house or flat  with that money.  Losing 70 grand is not the same as someone losing 70 quid or 700 quid and it never will be.  It will be interesting to see the last man standing when this cancerous gambling affiliate shite is finished off once and for all.

 

 

I don’t know the full logistics of affiliation but my basic understanding is that streamers/affiliates offer people financial incentives to sign up to casino sites through a link.  If this is the case then I think it’s disgusting as they are encouraging people to gamble and lose money with all the drastic consequences that carries.

You are playing with fire, playing on these slots.  Yes we have seen they can pay but not in the long run.

This is something often thrown at me, despite this being on every single giveaway i have ever done….

Doesn’t fit the agenda though does it.

[The Bandit WANTED $5,354 El Bandito]

Larry Longballs wrote:

The Bandit wrote:

Through 2019 between Reel King and Wild Swarm i won over £1,000,000. I lost back around £350,000 of that. I bought my house from the winnings. I don’t much care whether that is believable or not, it happened, i know it did and in fact, i did a daily quite detailed account of a couple of times i attacked Reel King in the way i did at the time in threads on here, fully documented 6 figure winning runs.

If you don’t mind me asking, what is your total accumulative profit/loss figure across all casino sites since you started gambling?

I’m afraid that is not the statistic it would appear to be as early in my gambling adventures, i wanted to lose. I can’t really explain that to you but let’s just say, i was an “outside the box” gambler. I have made a very successful living from gambling, in all forms be it fruit machines in pubs, football trading or gaming. I find an edge and i utilise it for as long as i am able to. People will scoff, an edge ha, i started advantage gambling in 2010 making £100,000 a year profit from playing fruit machines in pubs, true story.

Also, i’d need access to every casino i have used, which i no longer have due to closures from source of wealth bullshit.

I do know, i pulled Casumo from a -£100k position through normal gaming to a +£350k position at one stage solely through Reel King and Wild Swarm. Casumo Andy actually posted my monthly figures on these games which lets say, was interesting reading.

 

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The Bandit wrote:

i started advantage gambling in 2010 making £100,000 a year profit from playing fruit machines in pubs, true story.

I’m reasonably sure a lot of that money is the money I put in them – any chance of a refund, I will take a cheque

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Larry Longballs wrote:

allang84 wrote:

Slot videos and slot streaming is out of fucking control.  It is not relatable in any way to normal punters.  As much as I love the bandit it makes me sick to my stomach the thought of someone losing over 70 grand.  You could buy a house or flat  with that money.  Losing 70 grand is not the same as someone losing 70 quid or 700 quid and it never will be.  It will be interesting to see the last man standing when this cancerous gambling affiliate shite is finished off once and for all.

 

 

I don’t know the full logistics of affiliation but my basic understanding is that streamers/affiliates offer people financial incentives to sign up to casino sites through a link.  If this is the case then I think it’s disgusting as they are encouraging people to gamble and lose money with all the drastic consequences that carries.

You are playing with fire, playing on these slots.  Yes we have seen they can pay but not in the long run.

People who gamble don’t need encouragements to gamble, they gamble.  I have never signed up to an affiliate link but it didn’t stop me gambling, and if they are dumb enough to sign up to an affiliate link on the off chance that they will win a 500-1 chance of winning a raffle, they you could say they deserve to lose.

Affiliation is everywhere, it’s a part of life.  If I look online at reviews for stuff I want to buy I will see endless bullshit about how great stuff is on every fitness site, and there will be affiliate links on the page.  That is far worse than gambling affiliate links, their affiliate links to dodgy equipment and unsafe drugs are actually dangerous.   A streamer having a raffle prize is a marketing strategy, like the 80% money off signs you see in Sports Direct.

Finally the Bandit is a pretty shit marketing agent if he is using losses of £74k to advertise the benefits of gambling!

If you don’t like it don’t sign up to it, but don’t deprive those who do support it.   I don’t like Soap Opera’s as I think they rot the brain, but I don’t start up petitions to stop them

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The Bandit wrote:

Larry Longballs wrote:

The Bandit wrote:

Through 2019 between Reel King and Wild Swarm i won over £1,000,000. I lost back around £350,000 of that. I bought my house from the winnings. I don’t much care whether that is believable or not, it happened, i know it did and in fact, i did a daily quite detailed account of a couple of times i attacked Reel King in the way i did at the time in threads on here, fully documented 6 figure winning runs.

If you don’t mind me asking, what is your total accumulative profit/loss figure across all casino sites since you started gambling?

I’m afraid that is not the statistic it would appear to be as early in my gambling adventures, i wanted to lose. I can’t really explain that to you but let’s just say, i was an “outside the box” gambler. I have made a very successful living from gambling, in all forms be it fruit machines in pubs, football trading or gaming. I find an edge and i utilise it for as long as i am able to. People will scoff, an edge ha, i started advantage gambling in 2010 making £100,000 a year profit from playing fruit machines in pubs, true story.

Also, i’d need access to every casino i have used, which i no longer have due to closures from source of wealth bullshit.

I do know, i pulled Casumo from a -£100k position through normal gaming to a +£350k position at one stage solely through Reel King and Wild Swarm. Casumo Andy actually posted my monthly figures on these games which lets say, was interesting reading.

 

I’ve heard of this ‘edge’ being banded about when it comes to sports trading but that not many people are able to find it and only a small percentage of people can make money from trading.

<span style=”font-size: 1rem;”>However I’m struggling to see how it’s possible to find an edge to beat a slot machine which has been programmed to only give a certain percentage back to the player (RTP) albeit this is based on billions of spins.  Care to share what this ‘edge’ is if not the full detail but maybe a few clues?</span>

[Mickeyvondickey WANTED $181 Outlaw]

Fruit machines of old were ‘compensated’ and set to pay out when x amount of money was put through them. There were tell tale signs of when this would likely happen and some people could make a really good living out of it by being pretty knowledgeable, to the point wherr they knew the internal workings on the machines themselves. Check out OnABucket on YT. He’s pretty clued up.

[Seyahkram1977 WANTED $697 Outlaw]

Mickeyvondickey wrote:

Fruit machines of old were ‘compensated’ and set to pay out when x amount of money was put through them. There were tell tale signs of when this would likely happen and some people could make a really good living out of it by being pretty knowledgeable, to the point wherr they knew the internal workings on the machines themselves. Check out OnABucket on YT. He’s pretty clued up.

Bar flys in my pub ( in my youth) would say the minute you heard the pound drop to the floor … there was a certain “ fall to floor sound it made “ and the fuckers would buzz around it

[The Bandit WANTED $5,354 El Bandito]

Larry Longballs wrote:

The Bandit wrote:

Larry Longballs wrote:

The Bandit wrote:

Through 2019 between Reel King and Wild Swarm i won over £1,000,000. I lost back around £350,000 of that. I bought my house from the winnings. I don’t much care whether that is believable or not, it happened, i know it did and in fact, i did a daily quite detailed account of a couple of times i attacked Reel King in the way i did at the time in threads on here, fully documented 6 figure winning runs.

If you don’t mind me asking, what is your total accumulative profit/loss figure across all casino sites since you started gambling?

I’m afraid that is not the statistic it would appear to be as early in my gambling adventures, i wanted to lose. I can’t really explain that to you but let’s just say, i was an “outside the box” gambler. I have made a very successful living from gambling, in all forms be it fruit machines in pubs, football trading or gaming. I find an edge and i utilise it for as long as i am able to. People will scoff, an edge ha, i started advantage gambling in 2010 making £100,000 a year profit from playing fruit machines in pubs, true story.

Also, i’d need access to every casino i have used, which i no longer have due to closures from source of wealth bullshit.

I do know, i pulled Casumo from a -£100k position through normal gaming to a +£350k position at one stage solely through Reel King and Wild Swarm. Casumo Andy actually posted my monthly figures on these games which lets say, was interesting reading.

 

I’ve heard of this ‘edge’ being banded about when it comes to sports trading but that not many people are able to find it and only a small percentage of people can make money from trading.

<span style=”font-size: 1rem;”>However I’m struggling to see how it’s possible to find an edge to beat a slot machine which has been programmed to only give a certain percentage back to the player (RTP) albeit this is based on billions of spins.  Care to share what this ‘edge’ is if not the full detail but maybe a few clues?</span>

Somewhat rather predictably surely…. no.

[Mickeyvondickey WANTED $181 Outlaw]

Seyahkram1977 wrote:

Mickeyvondickey wrote:

Fruit machines of old were ‘compensated’ and set to pay out when x amount of money was put through them. There were tell tale signs of when this would likely happen and some people could make a really good living out of it by being pretty knowledgeable, to the point wherr they knew the internal workings on the machines themselves. Check out OnABucket on YT. He’s pretty clued up.

Bar flys in my pub ( in my youth) would say the minute you heard the pound drop to the floor … there was a certain “ fall to floor sound it made “ and the fuckers would buzz around it

Yep, same here mate. If a machine was “dropping” every fucker would have their wallets out! Ha

[Seyahkram1977 WANTED $697 Outlaw]

Mickeyvondickey wrote:

Seyahkram1977 wrote:

Mickeyvondickey wrote:

Fruit machines of old were ‘compensated’ and set to pay out when x amount of money was put through them. There were tell tale signs of when this would likely happen and some people could make a really good living out of it by being pretty knowledgeable, to the point wherr they knew the internal workings on the machines themselves. Check out OnABucket on YT. He’s pretty clued up.

Bar flys in my pub ( in my youth) would say the minute you heard the pound drop to the floor … there was a certain “ fall to floor sound it made “ and the fuckers would buzz around it

Yep, same here mate. If a machine was “dropping” every fucker would have their wallets out! Ha

My tips would ducking fly if the bandit hadn’t dropped by 10.30 ish …. I’d put a few quid in ( genuine is was more after beer  than slots ) and at the time the jackpot would drop semi loyally …..

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The Bandit wrote:

Through 2019 between Reel King and Wild Swarm i won over £1,000,000. I lost back around £350,000 of that. I bought my house from the winnings. I don’t much care whether that is believable or not, it happened, i know it did and in fact, i did a daily quite detailed account of a couple of times i attacked Reel King in the way i did at the time in threads on here, fully documented 6 figure winning runs.

Wow that is exceptional mate – well done 🙂 I have been paying close attention and reckoned you were up about 650K before dumping 350K, but to hear you are that much up is great. You must have been doing some crafty slotting behind our backs :).

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The Bandit wrote:

Larry Longballs wrote:

The Bandit wrote:

Larry Longballs wrote:

The Bandit wrote:

Through 2019 between Reel King and Wild Swarm i won over £1,000,000. I lost back around £350,000 of that. I bought my house from the winnings. I don’t much care whether that is believable or not, it happened, i know it did and in fact, i did a daily quite detailed account of a couple of times i attacked Reel King in the way i did at the time in threads on here, fully documented 6 figure winning runs.

If you don’t mind me asking, what is your total accumulative profit/loss figure across all casino sites since you started gambling?

I’m afraid that is not the statistic it would appear to be as early in my gambling adventures, i wanted to lose. I can’t really explain that to you but let’s just say, i was an “outside the box” gambler. I have made a very successful living from gambling, in all forms be it fruit machines in pubs, football trading or gaming. I find an edge and i utilise it for as long as i am able to. People will scoff, an edge ha, i started advantage gambling in 2010 making £100,000 a year profit from playing fruit machines in pubs, true story.

Also, i’d need access to every casino i have used, which i no longer have due to closures from source of wealth bullshit.

I do know, i pulled Casumo from a -£100k position through normal gaming to a +£350k position at one stage solely through Reel King and Wild Swarm. Casumo Andy actually posted my monthly figures on these games which lets say, was interesting reading.

 

I’ve heard of this ‘edge’ being banded about when it comes to sports trading but that not many people are able to find it and only a small percentage of people can make money from trading.

<span style=”font-size: 1rem;”>However I’m struggling to see how it’s possible to find an edge to beat a slot machine which has been programmed to only give a certain percentage back to the player (RTP) albeit this is based on billions of spins.  Care to share what this ‘edge’ is if not the full detail but maybe a few clues?</span>

Somewhat rather predictably surely…. no.

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