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3rd January 2022 at 10:12 pm in reply to: Bandit where art thou. #111581

zandralapoi WANTED $9
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Losing quick spins was the start……now it is just wank.

Sad thing is, I can still do my norks in in record time, so the Nanny State Bollocks restrictions won’t actually stop anyone.

Sad times.

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4th July 2021 at 10:01 pm in reply to: Back #109508

zandralapoi WANTED $9
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Bloody missed him!

‘Nail my bollock to the wall’………….Banditisms, God I’ve missed them!

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28th February 2021 at 5:03 pm in reply to: Chipmonkz #107815

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His Channel subscriptions don’t match his views either. A few years back they were way off. I do think he reinvented an old channel tho’.

ClickBait does my norks in. Only watch Bandit and Rolla now, they are genuine.

We don’t know what is going on in his life though, so maybe we should #bekind lol I wouldn’t fancy losing all that money, and as you all say, a lack of emotion about it does make you wonder…

How many Computer Mouses has Rolla totaled now? And Bandit’s screams of joy when he has topped RK!!

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2nd February 2021 at 11:05 pm in reply to: Casumo proof of wealth #106950

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GameRoom wrote:

GameRoom wrote:

TheSchwad wrote:

zandralapoi wrote:

Just been asked to provide an Employment Contract with full details and salary for Rizk.

I can’t give them that as i really don’t have it. So they can fuck right off.

Sad times, Proof of Wealth bollox, No Quick Spins (two secs between spins – WTAF!), reduction of max bets. Taking all the fun out of gambling, aren’t they!

That coupled with all the utterly utterly toss bonuses I keep getting, not sure why I keep depositing to be honest lol

Utter, utter shite.

I had same at Calzone (before they vanished) they accepted my payslip as it showed my annual salary.

Got screwed over by Casumo on third SoW though, as they wanted payslip with exact details on as they instructed, they’d accepted them twice previously, as though my employer for past twenty years is gonna produce a bespoke payslip just for a Casino, when its fine for the other 100,000 employees and bank to obtain a mortgage.

Just try your regular payslip if it shows annual salary, they may see common sense, though I’m thinking of packing it in, very few Casinos I trust depositing on now due to lower RTP settings, no Autoplay, no Quickspin, lack of rewards for loyalty, fees to withdraw, games crashing, playtime limited due to UKGC guidelines.

autoplay is ban by UKGC

Oh deep joy. So as a 50 year old woman, and serving Squaddie, it would appear I can die for my country, but I can’t do my paps in on the slots anymore?

I am looking for a decentralised casino, bollocks to them all!

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1st February 2021 at 12:17 am in reply to: Casumo proof of wealth #106855

zandralapoi WANTED $9
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Just been asked to provide an Employment Contract with full details and salary for Rizk.

I can’t give them that as i really don’t have it. So they can fuck right off.

Sad times, Proof of Wealth bollox, No Quick Spins (two secs between spins – WTAF!), reduction of max bets. Taking all the fun out of gambling, aren’t they!

That coupled with all the utterly utterly toss bonuses I keep getting, not sure why I keep depositing to be honest lol

Utter, utter shite.

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22nd April 2020 at 10:00 pm in reply to: Lil Devil grind #95640

zandralapoi WANTED $9
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Bloody disgusting to be fair. I get random bonuses not paying, and we all know you are never going to blow the doors off with every bonus but when you have built the Hearts on a massive grind, surely there should be some kind of Bonus Guarantee?

Isn’t this why they stopped the Bonus Buys? Because it was one mahoosive rip off?

One thing is for sure, I will never play that side, IF, I ever get a bonus that is!

Enjoy the break Bandit and we will see you in May! Been a bloody good watch and has kept us all entertained to the max!

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16th September 2019 at 8:51 pm in reply to: Bandits 40k Sub Special. #80215

zandralapoi WANTED $9
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WiggyOfStHelens wrote:

brizman wrote:

Bandit..feel for you buddy. I used to harp on about a year of trying to top reel king ladder and i never achieved it. Looks like they’ve fiddled the game for u. That video is a must watch, he true side of slots…thanks for having the balls to post it ?

As soon as they changed Reel King it went crap, people keep saying its just bad luck but im not having that, ive had loads of tops but since it changed, hardly ever get one now… Ah well keep the old pecker up Bandit, a big win is just round the corner, probably playing bingo ?

I agree, take King Maker when it first came out. First few days, I, like Bandit, got the multiplier up to x30-odd on more than one occasion, then a few days later, can’t get beyond 5X, with different Casinos. All resulting in shite wins.

I understand ultimately they have to make money, however, some of them are verging on daylight-robbery!

Maybe as we all watch a lot of slots, it has made us very cynical, but when you see the stuff the Online Slot guys are getting, you can’t help it!

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15th September 2019 at 5:13 pm in reply to: Bandits 40k Sub Special. #80124

zandralapoi WANTED $9
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I have an idea for a new slot, it will be called ‘The Dick’ after Dick Turpin and have Dick Turpin galloping about on a great big horse holding up carriages of posh folk for the bonus!

It will have a RTP of 12%, and allow you to buy Bonuses for a 1000 sheets with a Bonus Guarantee that you will win feck all!

Then once in a blue moon it will spaf a mahooooosive bonus so big it will make your eyes water, then never, never bonus again!

Who wants in??

lol

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15th September 2019 at 3:41 pm in reply to: Bandits 40k Sub Special. #80118

zandralapoi WANTED $9
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Wow just wow.

Hope no one reads this before they actually watch the video.

All I’ll say is, at least Dick Turpin wore a feckin’ mask!

Thanks Bandit for keeping it real and showing EVERYTHING!

xx

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24th April 2019 at 3:51 pm in reply to: Dead or alive fakery #62207

zandralapoi WANTED $9
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Played it this morning, after a few spins (within 10) I hit four scatters. In my three years of slotting I have NEVER had four scatters on DOL!!

Needless to say the bonus was pap!!

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6th April 2019 at 7:42 pm in reply to: What happened to Wonky? #59542

zandralapoi WANTED $9
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Dragonz and the inevitable abuse he would give the one that defied gravity!

Miss those loveable fire breathing little twats!

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26th March 2019 at 9:38 am in reply to: Business Venture… Can you help – (Update) #57624

zandralapoi WANTED $9
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I couldn’t give two shiny shits!

I am an Adult. I know my own mind and am responsible for my own actions. Therefore, when I downloaded Kwiff to help Bandit out, a man who entertains me weekly and gives his own cash away monthly and is generous to a fault, I knew what I was doing.

I really wish folk like you would go and play elsewhere. No one cares what you think. I don’t go on the One Direction forums calling them talentless twats as I know it would be akin to watching a Mouse trying to rape an Elephant!

xx

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18th March 2019 at 12:39 pm in reply to: The Final Countdown……? #55962

zandralapoi WANTED $9
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Interesting read this.

Regardless of why it happened though, one thing remains, there was a glitch and we will never know (as I am sure they will not let him have that bonus again Glitch free) what could have happened.

Doesn’t fill us all with confidence, does it? I am not touching Holy Shiester or Final C*nt Down until i see some decent returns!

Some of the slots recently have been shocking, I have not had a decent bonus for months. I know i am in a rut however, I would rather do the footie accumulators!

Good luck Bandit, hope you hear something from them. Laughed my norks off over the Goonies! xx

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16th March 2019 at 9:35 pm in reply to: Kwiff wins! #55597

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Put a tenner of my Free Bet winnings on Wolves to do the Scum, sorry ManUre, sorry Man U!

Come on you Wolves!

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16th March 2019 at 6:40 pm in reply to: Kwiff wins! #55564

zandralapoi WANTED $9
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My free bet won too! 18 quid-odd!

I did wonder where that bed had come from though, though I had pressed something I shouldn’t have!

Liking Kwiff tho!

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