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Starting to have quite strange feelings towards this thread now, almost wanting to lose. I set out tonight with it firmly in my head that if i got to 5k in, that would be it, i’d post the loss and leave it alone – it is weirdly almost pressured in here now as it has been 13 sessions and 13 wins lol Anyone get that?
Anyway, £1k in Casumo and i have switched up early to £6 with what i have said in mind. With £114 left it’s up there – Listen, i can only post what happens, if i don’t lose, i can’t post a loss can i. It baffles me some peoples comments and views to be totally honest lol
It has to be remembered that whilst this thread only shows my last 2 weeks on this game, i have played it in exactly the same way, with very similar results, for almost 8 months now, I can’t give back what i have won from this game because i have spent it, if i was to lose every penny that i now have, i would still be in profit from this game. Of course i have zero intention of losing every penny i have, because that would be gambling beyond my means and whilst i have done that in the past, and i am talking many years ago, i have learnt my lessons from that and i do not do that anymore. I have my limits and should they be breached, i will factually stop – i am rock solid on that.
Once again at this stage, i will remind you, gamble within your own means. If you are alright depositing £50 and you want to try this instead of your normal crop of games that is completely fine, whack it on 20p and try and top it, should you lose your £50, let that be that, or do the same thing you would do if you’d just lost it on Danger, Chilli, Book of Dead and Steamtower – do not change your deposit levels or loss amounts purely because you want to try and emulate what i am doing. Stick within what your normal session would have taken deposit wise and if it happens then happy days, if not, at least you had a go and got a feel for what i am experiencing.
Lastly, it is a gambling forum, people thoroughly expect to come on here and see stories of people winning, stories of people losing, stories of going broke and stories of huge swings and recoveries and chases that did or didn’t work, please don’t fucking bleat at me because i haven’t lost yet, it is coming and we know it – you will see it when it happens and it will be documented in exactly the same way as all the wins have been. The end.
31Yeah it has been posted a few times mate. It is a right pisser when it lands that crappy bottom one isn’t it!
00Been watching you for a while now bandit and really enjoy the videos i think your a cracking guy but i have to say something, now, this reel king play, I completely understand how you play this game and you get a feel for the ladder when gambling its almost like you actually know that the ladder will top, I too get that feeling when I play slots, its called intuition but if you are completely honest with yourself and i mean completely honest….if you bust that last 2k would you have stopped? you and I both know that you wouldn’t and that’s based on the simple fact that you couldn’t, the only time you would have stopped would be when you eventually ran out of funds or you topped the ladder and thank fuck you did mate, this post isn’t to give you shit or anything like that, you can do what the fuck you want with your own money and never let anyone tell you otherwise, but what does concern me, and it is only a slight concern because you are a grown ass man and I’m sure you have contingency plans put into place but eventually you will be on the losing side and you will lose everything on this one slot m8 because you don’t have a bottomless pit full of money and Reel-king is a computer that is based on algorithms to mimic random play, which when you think about that in context it will have the ability to keep getting you to the 2nd from top and not hitting the top because that could easily happen if it was truly random and one day unfortunatly you will be on the losing side becuase your funds will have depleeted ?
below is a roulette record
The record for the number of reds in a row was set in the US in 1943 when the colour came up 32 times in a row. The probability of this happening on a European Roulette table is (18/37) to the power of 32 which comes to 1 in 10,321,314,387.
source: https://www.roulette17.com/stories/record-reds-blacks-in-a-row/
If I was at that table after 20 reds had come in I would have been putting my house on the next color being black but it still wouldn’t of come up for another 12 times and by that time i would owe the casino a few million.
There is a point to this post and i hope you see it mate.
I think the key thing that you are doing there mate is underestimating my discipline. I’ve been in the “gambled away all your money” position loads of times in my life and it won’t something i will ever repeat.
You can believe that or not but the fact of the matter is, i have my limits and when they are breached that will be me, if you don’t believe that then that is where we agree to disagree.
All your opinion i get that and you aren’t having a go, i get that, i’m not having a go back but with the greatest of respect, you aren’t inside my head lol Just because you wouldn’t stop, doesn’t mean i won’t.
10Yeah I’m staying at the park mgm hopefully find a couple in there then do you believe if you play near the bar they pay more etc
I stayed at the MGM when i went, the Skylofts are mental in there. I heard that yeah the percentages vary dependent on position, not sure how true that is though haha
00I guess there are occasions where the number of people trading something doesn’t effect you and your method so then it is down to the individual as to whether he wants to cash in on that side of things too by selling it and explaining it all, that would be the only scenario where you would want to coach someone trading and i would imagine that would be proper trading, stocks and shares etc, not the sports trading i was thinking of.
00Very interested in the bit where Bandit talked about being offered info for a price on how machines payed out etc. I’d seen loads of ads around offering info. I honestly thought it was all a scam, so im quite shocked to read these guys really were in the know.
Any adverts that you would have seen wouldn’t have been the same sort of thing i don’t think, the community of professional players is a very underground community where information of methods and tips and ways to do things are closely guarded secrets purely down to the amount of time some of them need investing in to create, it is like anything really, if you spend enough time and try enough things you will eventually create your own beneficial style of play and with their compensated profiles, these machines can be very profitable. having said that, the current state of affairs is far from how it used to be but it has had quiet periods in the past and recovered, will it happen again? That remains to be seen.
Its like these “pro trader” ads on youtube lol. Why would you give up your secrets, that haven taken years to perfect and just give them up for a few quid online? esp when you make shit tons more using the methods yourself haha.
Exactly that, if your method is still performing and active then you would never sell it, if you are selling it then it isn’t working well enough which tells you all you need to know!
01How weird is this? I’m right handed but can only swing with a left handers grip. No control or power with the right way i should grip.
haha yeah that is a strange one, i bet it is more common than we think though!
00300 yard 3 wood thats a good hit. Back wind perhaps, dry fairway? Mind you at 6 foot 6 i bet you can belt the ball a bloody long way.
Lol i will let Seedy answer about my distance, he often refers to my shots as a Hulk Smash lmao
The hole was downhill though, not severely but enough to contribute 😀
10Out of interest, Bandit, what was the fruit machine that you lost the £650 in?
It was an Empire Strikes Back – it was a repeat worker if you are that way inclined. In fact, once i had been made aware, i made £700 on it the next time i went to that holiday park lol
I was a kinda semi-pro machine player back in the £10,£15,£25 jackpot days. Bought/traded the odd trick here and there, found out other stuff online, and worked out other things by myself.
For various different reasons-getting barred from arcades+pubs, receiving threats from other pros, and meeting and settling down with my missus- I left that part of my life behind and got a normal job.
I’ve been made aware of tricks/emptiers for £35,£70,£100 jackpot machines, even the odd club machine too but always months too late, unfortunately!
Is it something you’re still involved in? Are you using any methods on today’s machines?
I’m not looking for any tricks or even the names of any machines, just interested if there’s still pro fruit machine players out there.
Yes mate i am still involved and whilst my playing has taken a back seat to my Reel king playing over the last few months i am still active and working out methods etc, i still have fruits in the house and so on. It is much harder these days purely down to playables being very thin on the ground but when i work out things myself, they tend to last a lot longer and make the days a lot easier when you aren’t walking in to a toasted or broken Batman for example. £300 a day 2/3 times a week is still very achievable even at this quiet time tbh Just have to look a bit harder to find what you are after.
00I have had 4 holes in one myself. One was seen by quite a senior member of the course i was a member of from an opposite tee and one was a par 4 300 yard hole that i tonked a 3 wood down as a couple of old men were on the green, i didn’t expect to get there but they were jumping around all over the place lol One was a par 3 that was over trees and i spent about 10 minutes looking for the ball in the hedge at the back of the green only to find it in the hole on one of those “ah fuck it better check just in case” walks lol
00I would think it is less casino dependent and more provider dependent, like Reel King is a novomatic pot rather than say a Grosvenor pot or a Videoslots pot, i would imagine that was the way of it but who knows lol
00Very interested in the bit where Bandit talked about being offered info for a price on how machines payed out etc. I’d seen loads of ads around offering info. I honestly thought it was all a scam, so im quite shocked to read these guys really were in the know.
Any adverts that you would have seen wouldn’t have been the same sort of thing i don’t think, the community of professional players is a very underground community where information of methods and tips and ways to do things are closely guarded secrets purely down to the amount of time some of them need investing in to create, it is like anything really, if you spend enough time and try enough things you will eventually create your own beneficial style of play and with their compensated profiles, these machines can be very profitable. having said that, the current state of affairs is far from how it used to be but it has had quiet periods in the past and recovered, will it happen again? That remains to be seen.
00I had great success there on the $1,000 or Nothing machines, they were $10 a spin and on 5 occasions, the $1,000 rolled in off less than $120 each time so possibly give them a bash, don’t go mad on them though haha 😀
01I used to play a lot around Ainsdale, Close to Southport isn’t it? I have a mate that lives there, his name is Rob i bet you know him because fuck me, he knows everyone haha we walk down the high street in Southport and it’s like hi rob, hi rob, hi rob 😀
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