Profile : Haz40

Steller wrote:

Haz40 wrote:

69 holes in one day was my record. Had many days driving up the 18th in the dark trying to feel where you’d hit it lol.

Only on a par 3 course, but i got a hole in one once.  The very next hole i 4 putted from about 3 foot. lol.

Any hole in one is a great achievement pal. Took me 13 years of playing to get one and only ever had one. I know some who have had 9 or 10. Mind you they are all about 80 year old.

What did or do you play off at golf mate I was off 6 as a junior. I’m off 10 now?. Women booze and work got in the way

I remember a slot at services 1 win line 5 reel where what you won you could take to the roulette part of the game and have up to 100 quid a spin. 3 seven’s paid 100 quid so it could play really well. I only saw it in Cambridge and Peterborough services years ago. I imagine the bookies doing the same kind of thing.

Not much to me mate I rarely play em nowadays and if I do its only bit of loose change. Good topic though.

Eightblack wrote:

Quazzi wrote:

Most importantly, was your phone on mute? Lots of vunerable kiddies about and we dont want the next generation running around shouting many of steves one liners do we

Little Timmy only got 60% on his test, it would be fine but when he got it back he shouted “meh I’ll take it, better than a kick in the dick” and that is why Timmy has detention this week

And upon hearing the news of his upcoming detention he could only muster one word in reply “spewerama”?

andywilliams1187 wrote:

Just got to be careful with insurance mate. Some of them are worse than online casinos for their terms and conditions lol.

At that age though (2.5) you should be able to get a decent “life cover” which will protect against everything. Have a good shop around will defo be something for your lab.

Ok thanks mate I’ll have a shop around cheers for the great advice as usual

You crazy bastard ??