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    blueyes WANTED $80

    I like to make a lot of punny jokes. Hope I don’t offend anyone.

    Why did the North Korean move to South Korea?

    To pursue a new Korea path


    Rumour has it an arsonist and a pyromaniac have moved in together….They are said to be getting on like a house on fire!


    Dad says to son:In what city do women eat deer?? Son says:I don’t know dad says:

    Venice son


    If Leonard lost his job and his girlfriend would that make him Penniless? Some of you will get this joke 😉


    Why did the Mexican push his wife of a cliff?



    Why did the cow get put down?

    Because she was Pasteur best!


    I loved my wife Lorraine in the beginning, but for the longest time I’ve had a crush on my friend Claire-Lee Robins, who I know feels the same way about me. Eventually Lorraine found out about my secretive feelings, and just like that, she packed her bags and left.

    I do feel bad about it all. But then I realised; I can see Claire-Lee now Lorraine has gone.

    Add any punny jokes here 🙂



    StuartK91 WANTED $27

    Not a pun joke but if anyone can answer what has billy the kid and winnie the pooh got in common?

    blueyes WANTED $80

    What do Paris and a big breasted woman have in common? They’ve both got more than an…Eiffel! 😀

    blueyes WANTED $80

    Like taking Ghandi from a baby… 🙂

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