I like to make a lot of punny jokes. Hope I don’t offend anyone.
Why did the North Korean move to South Korea?
To pursue a new Korea path
Rumour has it an arsonist and a pyromaniac have moved in together….They are said to be getting on like a house on fire!
Dad says to son:In what city do women eat deer?? Son says:I don’t know dad says:
Venice son
If Leonard lost his job and his girlfriend would that make him Penniless? Some of you will get this joke 😉
Why did the Mexican push his wife of a cliff?
Tequila
Why did the cow get put down?
Because she was Pasteur best!
I loved my wife Lorraine in the beginning, but for the longest time I’ve had a crush on my friend Claire-Lee Robins, who I know feels the same way about me. Eventually Lorraine found out about my secretive feelings, and just like that, she packed her bags and left.
I do feel bad about it all. But then I realised; I can see Claire-Lee now Lorraine has gone.
Add any punny jokes here 🙂
