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[Djneeds WANTED $55 Outlaw]

Went slotting on monday for an absolutely appauling run off 55 quid in ZERO return!

Been kicking myself about it and then today i was at tesco and an older lady fell over me been me helped her up.

Anyway stick a fiver in this afty and at 70 quid cashed out (thank you red tiger)! With 15 quid still in play heres a cheeky hit i got.

 

Annnnd back in profit!

[St Stevie25 WANTED $254 Outlaw]

Cashout and treat yourself to a Burger & coke ?

[Malkychamp WANTED $485 Outlaw]

Result!!! Please dont push over anymore old ladys to boost your luck ??

[Winningbird WANTED $574 Outlaw]

Nice one, never seen that red tiger! Is it any good?

[Haz40 WANTED $1,166 Outlaw]

Right that’s me off to Tesco’s for some trolley bashing. I’m sure it won’t take much to knock them over. ??

[St Stevie25 WANTED $254 Outlaw]

The trick is to slowly back into them, then it’s seen as a mistake If you get caught…The 1st words out your mouth should be YOU Fell Oh Dear!!! Giving her a look of Don’t say a fucking word… ?

Extra points if you manage to knock her into a display. ?

+2 for The milk +3 If you manage to get her in the open freezer ?

[Haz40 WANTED $1,166 Outlaw]

My mate used to do a great impression of yoda when he saw elderly people. ??

[scottj130208 WANTED $22 Outlaw]

I should be a millionaire slot winner then as my job is to help the older generation from falls as I arrange help for them I work on a careline …. Here’s hoping lol

[St Stevie25 WANTED $254 Outlaw]

Haz40 wrote:

My mate used to do a great impression of yoda when he saw elderly people.

Bowling clubs should be illegal because those places don’t know when to stop selling alcohol to the OAP & we need to roll them in the back of a taxi ?

Picking up OAP’s is the best, their so unpredictable and don’t really care what they say anymore, like a moan, tell you how it is and are good for a laugh, they’ll leave you speechless more often the the youtubesss…. ???

[Haz40 WANTED $1,166 Outlaw]

Stevie25 wrote:

Haz40 wrote:

My mate used to do a great impression of yoda when he saw elderly people.

Bowling clubs should be illegal because those places don’t know when to stop selling alcohol to the OAP & we need to roll them in the back of a taxi

Picking up OAP’s is the best, their so unpredictable and don’t really care what they say anymore, like a moan, tell you how it is and are good for a laugh, they’ll leave you speechless more often the the youtubesss….

I know what you mean. I used to have a customer in essex who acted exactly the same as nan played by Catherine tate. F in and blinding at everyone so funny. I’d say i bet there a fuckin liberty.?

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