Diet for a monkey….

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  • #7132
    Dane Watkins WANTED $11
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    My girlfriend and I had a baby. I did the honourable thing and got fat with her….. Went from 16 stone to 22!!!

    The little lad is now 1 and I’m still fat as a house lol

    After a extended family holiday, all pissed up, sat around the BBQ, I bet my uncle £500 that I could lose the weight and get down to 17 before Christmas… When I sobered up I wasn’t so confident!

    It is the largest bet I have made.

    Watch this space..

    Dane Watkins

    #7198
    Bigz WANTED $0
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    You can do it Dane

    #8958
    Rob2k94 WANTED $17
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    Cool Good luck bud…..

    give us a weekly update. Start a topic!

    #8966
    Seedy WANTED $1,234
    Sheriff

    Good Luck Dane I can only suggest increasing your intake of water as it helps your body massively in sorting itself out the rest is willpower *Which I have none of 😀

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    #9090
    The Bandit WANTED $5,145
    El Bandito

    Haha drunken bets, they are the best kind 😀

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    #9131
    eejit101 WANTED $300
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    Pay the guy £500 and go for a huge steak. Then everyone wins :p

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    #9999
    Shezzzzzzz WANTED $6
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    eejit101 wrote:

    Pay the guy £500 and go for a huge steak. Then everyone wins :p

    dont listen to eejit101 #lifelessons 🙂

    #34217
    Dane Watkins WANTED $11
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    Yeah. I lost the bet!

    Paid him £500 on christmas day. Hurt isn’t the word!  Thanks for the comments though guys. I didn’t see that there was responses until today! Sorry. And maybe if I saw them I would have done the updates like one of you guys suggested.

    I am still trying to lose the weight though. Lost 3 stone!! Then moved house and all shit broke lose from my routine.

    I’ll confirm when it’s all gone! And I’m down to 17!!

    Thanks for the support though guys!

    Yours faithfully

    Fat bastard

     

    #34222
    Biohazard WANTED $671
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    Boooooooooooooooooo! Hahaha!

    That’s a lot of weight to lose in that space of time, it was a tough bet ;). 3 stone is great progress though! Keep it up.

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    #34238
    Green2711 WANTED $492
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    Haha guess we know why Bandit couldn’t get any pies on Fat Santa feature buy now! Only joshin matey.

    Whats your weight loss routine? I’m a short round at 5”6 but I used to be 17 stone at one point before I set my mind to losing it. First few weeks was rough until I got into the routine then it became a lot easier. I completely changed my diet I’d only drink black coffee or water and the ocassional Diet Coke and my meals would be smoothies in the morning and for lunch sweet potatoes, sweet corn and fish and I’d do an hour in the gym 4 nights a week on the treadmill varying the incline and speed every minute or so and drop the incline whe I needed a breather…did this for 2 months and dropped down to around 11 stone although I can tell you I’m sick at the sight of sweet potato nowadays! Best of luck buddy, if this lazy bastard can do it then you certainly can!

    #34242
    Seedy WANTED $1,234
    Sheriff

    Unlucky on handing 500 notes over to your uncle mate but I’m very impressed still 3 stone is a massive amount to lose keep it up and that 17 stone target will be hit by you no problem. ??

    #39152
    Dane Watkins WANTED $11
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    No real routine mate, that’s probably why it didn’t happen. Lol

    Just made sure I went to the gym every night for at least a couple of hours. Every night I would use the stepper and do 1700 steps and would put on a film or watch a streamer for at least an hour on the bike.

    Didn’t change my diet at all.

    But will do that this time

    Fair play mate keep it up

     

    #39153
    Dane Watkins WANTED $11
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    Seedy wrote:

    Unlucky on handing 500 notes over to your uncle mate but I’m very impressed still 3 stone is a massive amount to lose keep it up and that 17 stone target will be hit by you no problem. ??

    Thanks buddy. I’ll let you know when im there!!

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