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  • #62526
    Dune2000 WANTED $205
    Blocked

    Just watched Paul OSC Slots (great streamer), playing on an online casino.   Slot play at £1.60, and up flashes a BIG WIN sign …………..£16.80.

    Are these game programmers laughing as they design these games 🙂   How much further are they going to drop down the level at which BIG WIN appears.   It won’t be long before 2x generates a MEGA WIN at this rate.

    So to all game programmers.   We aren’t fucking idiots, and 10x is not a big win, anymore than winning £20 on a £1 stake is a MEGA WIN

    Rant over 🙂

    #62529
    springbrucesteen WANTED $77
    Outlaw

    Could the same programmers please make up different screens for zero bonuses as a big congratulations you won fuck all sign really pisses me off

    and note to (I think) casumo , when you try to get people to play your latest fantastic slot by giving five shitty free 10p spins it really doesn’t encourage me to pump hundreds in when I get this from the bonus on free spins

     

    #62530
    Mr B WANTED $395
    Blocked

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    #62531
    FreeStyle WANTED $22
    Outlaw

    Totally agree. Big win used to be at least 30x. Which in the general scheme of slots, is a decent enough base hit.

    10x and making a fuss, is just overkill design and honestly, if I saw that while playing I would think again about continuing to play. 10x as a big win doesn’t really give me much hope for hitting 100x in the base.

    #62541
    Lord loxley WANTED $1
    Outlaw

    I’m still waiting nearly two weeks for bet victor to give me a reply from the game provider of napoleon. Full screen of napoleon wilds and surprise surprise game crashes . I’ve been In live chat response is “ still awaiting reply from game provider “ ok was only on 40p spin and £1.60 in to a tenner but feel well and truly dick turpined

    #62543
    thunderball6 WANTED $272
    Outlaw

    Lord loxley wrote:

    I’m still waiting nearly two weeks for bet victor to give me a reply from the game provider of napoleon. Full screen of napoleon wilds and surprise surprise game crashes . I’ve been In live chat response is “ still awaiting reply from game provider “ ok was only on 40p spin and £1.60 in to a tenner but feel well and truly dick turpined

    Full screen wilds .that would pay crazy .

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    #62544
    Mr B WANTED $395
    Blocked

    Lord loxley wrote:

    I’m still waiting nearly two weeks for bet victor to give me a reply from the game provider of napoleon. Full screen of napoleon wilds and surprise surprise game crashes . I’ve been In live chat response is “ still awaiting reply from game provider “ ok was only on 40p spin and £1.60 in to a tenner but feel well and truly dick turpined

    I want to wish you positive vibes but generally in the industry a crash works in the companies favour. It happens all the time from what I can see and have not see anyone say a crash went in their favour but this is not to say it doesn’t happen. However, to make matters a little worse, BV earned rogue affiliate program – awarded by casinomeister for underhanded contract change on their affiliates and then ousting affiliates for breaching their agreement.

    And to be fair, that sounds like a massive win. Sorry i can’t bring you better vibes on the matter. Yet another way the industry can shit on people.

    #62570
    Dune2000 WANTED $205
    Blocked

    Lord loxley wrote:

    I’m still waiting nearly two weeks for bet victor to give me a reply from the game provider of napoleon. Full screen of napoleon wilds and surprise surprise game crashes . I’ve been In live chat response is “ still awaiting reply from game provider “ ok was only on 40p spin and £1.60 in to a tenner but feel well and truly dick turpined

    Make sure you keep us updated, I really really hope they pay out:-)

    The realistic side of me says this is a perfect opportunity for the casinos to pull their system error, play invalid, bullshit line – but we can always hope.

    If you want to see a perfecy example check out Paul OSC video.  Bonus on Millionare which he was videoing to stream he was playing the bonus when it crashed.  Complained to casino, even sent them the video – their response was that it never happened :-). WTF.

    arguing with the casinos appears tI be like going into a gunfight carrying a knife – it’s like they are the arms dealers and decide what weapons can be used

    #62592
    Green2711 WANTED $492
    Outlaw

    I remember a video Bandit did a while back when he was saying the same thing. He was playing a slot with some female treasure hunter at the side of the screen cheering everytime he got a hit “there she goes again cheering over a 60p win” needless to say I pissed myself laughing.

    #62595
    eejit101 WANTED $312
    Outlaw

    Lord loxley wrote:

    I’m still waiting nearly two weeks for bet victor to give me a reply from the game provider of napoleon. Full screen of napoleon wilds and surprise surprise game crashes . I’ve been In live chat response is “ still awaiting reply from game provider “ ok was only on 40p spin and £1.60 in to a tenner but feel well and truly dick turpined

    There is no game round result on Napoleon which can give a full screen of wilds….

     

    You sure it wasnt the pop up guy who screams then drops wilds in (3-5) but it crashed when he was on screen?

    #62600
    Haz40 WANTED $1,166
    Outlaw

    eejit101 wrote:

    Lord loxley wrote:

    I’m still waiting nearly two weeks for bet victor to give me a reply from the game provider of napoleon. Full screen of napoleon wilds and surprise surprise game crashes . I’ve been In live chat response is “ still awaiting reply from game provider “ ok was only on 40p spin and £1.60 in to a tenner but feel well and truly dick turpined

    There is no game round result on Napoleon which can give a full screen of wilds….

     

    You sure it wasnt the pop up guy who screams then drops wilds in (3-5) but it crashed when he was on screen?

    Why isn’t it possible to get a full screen of wilds if the game is random?

    #62606
    Geezawin WANTED $270
    Outlaw

    Haz40 wrote:

    eejit101 wrote:

    Lord loxley wrote:

    I’m still waiting nearly two weeks for bet victor to give me a reply from the game provider of napoleon. Full screen of napoleon wilds and surprise surprise game crashes . I’ve been In live chat response is “ still awaiting reply from game provider “ ok was only on 40p spin and £1.60 in to a tenner but feel well and truly dick turpined

    There is no game round result on Napoleon which can give a full screen of wilds….

     

    You sure it wasnt the pop up guy who screams then drops wilds in (3-5) but it crashed when he was on screen?

    Why isn’t it possible to get a full screen of wilds if the game is random?

    Pretty sure reel 3 only has 2 wilds on it probs to stop this happening .

    3 times in the last week i have had  this screen only on £5 stakes but that last one makes all the diference .

    LOL and then i woke up ??

    Think eejit could be right .  Napolion expands to the full screen randomly to give  either bounus wilds or bonus chance.

    Hope were wrong  coz 40p spins even on 1 wild line would be massive

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    #62608
    Green2711 WANTED $492
    Outlaw

    Geezawin wrote:

    Haz40 wrote:

    eejit101 wrote:

    Lord loxley wrote:

    I’m still waiting nearly two weeks for bet victor to give me a reply from the game provider of napoleon. Full screen of napoleon wilds and surprise surprise game crashes . I’ve been In live chat response is “ still awaiting reply from game provider “ ok was only on 40p spin and £1.60 in to a tenner but feel well and truly dick turpined

    There is no game round result on Napoleon which can give a full screen of wilds….

     

    You sure it wasnt the pop up guy who screams then drops wilds in (3-5) but it crashed when he was on screen?

    Why isn’t it possible to get a full screen of wilds if the game is random?

    Pretty sure reel 3 only has 2 wilds on it probs to stop this happening .

    3 times in the last week i have had  this screen only on £5 stakes but that last one makes all the diference .

    LOL and then i woke up ??

    Think eejit could be right .  Napolion expands to the full screen randomly to give  either bounus wilds or bonus chance.

    Hope were wrong  coz 40p spins even on 1 wild line would be massive

    Was just about to say only £5 ye cannae be richer than Bandit haha

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    #62609
    awesomex WANTED $136
    Outlaw

    springbrucesteen wrote:

    Could the same programmers please make up different screens for zero bonuses as a big congratulations you won fuck all sign really pisses me off

    and note to (I think) casumo , when you try to get people to play your latest fantastic slot by giving five shitty free 10p spins it really doesn’t encourage me to pump hundreds in when I get this from the bonus on free spins

     

    Then you get this shit

    #62615
    Geezawin WANTED $270
    Outlaw

    Green2711 wrote:

    Geezawin wrote:

    Haz40 wrote:

    eejit101 wrote:

    Lord loxley wrote:

    I’m still waiting nearly two weeks for bet victor to give me a reply from the game provider of napoleon. Full screen of napoleon wilds and surprise surprise game crashes . I’ve been In live chat response is “ still awaiting reply from game provider “ ok was only on 40p spin and £1.60 in to a tenner but feel well and truly dick turpined

    There is no game round result on Napoleon which can give a full screen of wilds….

     

    You sure it wasnt the pop up guy who screams then drops wilds in (3-5) but it crashed when he was on screen?

    Why isn’t it possible to get a full screen of wilds if the game is random?

    Pretty sure reel 3 only has 2 wilds on it probs to stop this happening .

    3 times in the last week i have had  this screen only on £5 stakes but that last one makes all the diference .

    LOL and then i woke up ??

    Think eejit could be right .  Napolion expands to the full screen randomly to give  either bounus wilds or bonus chance.

    Hope were wrong  coz 40p spins even on 1 wild line would be massive

    Was just about to say only £5 ye cannae be richer than Bandit haha

    could ye imagine that  LOL even wee ginger baws couldnt get that .  Might prove me wrong tho ???

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