Biggest arsehole

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  • #104638
    Seyahkram1977 WANTED $697
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    Trying to work out who the biggest arsehole in slots is…. I’ve narrowed it down to

    a) the person making the game

    b) the person who creates the mechanic that stops the third scatter landing

    c) or the cunt that designed the scatter so big it’s viewable if it misses by one….

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    #104639
    RuthlesS WANTED $23
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    Easy; the asshole who programmed the 0x bonus into the game.

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    #104641
    GetOuttaThere WANTED $10
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    Probably the mathematician, no?

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    #104643
    Seyahkram1977 WANTED $697
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    RuthlesS wrote:

    Easy; the asshole who programmed the 0x bonus into the game.

    Ahhhh forgot about that slippery dickjuice…..

    or is it the person designing the “ no win” title card when you get a 0x bonus ?

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    #104644
    Xbobmad WANTED $729
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    The person organising the proof of income checks at casumo ?

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    #104645
    Bamboozler WANTED $23
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    The people who programmed the nil paying bonuses are able to justify this horrible result by claiming it is variance to offset the large wins and we as players would not like it but have to accept it.

    The real sub-culture of scum are those people who design screens to say “congratulations you have won 80p” after completing a bonus on a £2 stake.

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    #104657
    Minty7 WANTED $3
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    Nickslots. That’s the biggest arsehole cunt

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    #104664
    Seyahkram1977 WANTED $697
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    Minty7 wrote:

    Nickslots. That’s the biggest arsehole cunt

    Ha ha spat my tea out ….???

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    #104665
    Seyahkram1977 WANTED $697
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    Bamboozler wrote:

    The real sub-culture of scum are those people who design screens to say “congratulations you have won 80p” after completing a bonus on a £2 stake.

    And they add confetti and a fanfair, “ ohhh 80p, here’s a £1 worth of confetti to sprinkle over your fortunate “   Sarcastic wankers

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    #104640
    sneakypete WANTED $1
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    The arsehole who made the X1 multiplyer, I maybe going out on a limb here, if so please be gentle, is not X1 just 1,so no multiplyer ?

    #104684
    Seyahkram1977 WANTED $697
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    sneakypete wrote:

    The arsehole who made the X1 multiplyer, I maybe going out on a limb here, if so please be gentle, is not X1 just 1,so no multiplyer ?

    Damn right, which arsehole develops a game with just 0 multiplier ???? The same asshole that puts 3 free spins on a bonus wheel for you to “win” …….. 3 ???? The fuck puts 3 on a wheel ….?????

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    #104697
    shiNer45 WANTED $16
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    Whos the jackass who designed the Punk Rocker game when you don’t win with 2 rows of wilds on the screen irritates the hell out of me, no need to tell me “no win” i can see that fuckers

    but i mostly agree with everyone here, lots of assholery going on

     

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    #104700
    pplpnt WANTED $10
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    Frankie the fisherman turning up without a fish to catch. Arse.

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    #104712
    Jamesr83 WANTED $18
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    Personally i really hate fake outs like on Genie jackpots when he pops his head out but doesn’t come out the lamp,that twat in the bush in centurion poking his head up for no reason, Or Griffin exploding in wish upon a jackpot, although i suppose without that we would have missed out on one of the all time great Bandit moments LOL.

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    #104722
    Seyahkram1977 WANTED $697
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    Jamesr83 wrote:

    Personally i really hate fake outs like on Genie jackpots when he pops his head out but doesn’t come out the lamp,that twat in the bush in centurion poking his head up for no reason, Or Griffin exploding in wish upon a jackpot, although i suppose without that we would have missed out on one of the all time great Bandit moments LOL.

    Yeah there’s a cheat with Griffin, if he /she/ it comes from underneath the play button, it’s a feature, if she/he/ it comes through the play button ( half way up the screen ) she/he/it will explode…..some of his best work playing Griffin

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