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So there I am Its Sunday Afternoon at the masters darts in MK watching me mum drooling over Peter Wright but hey it’s still a day out innit.

Trying for the most part to squeeze every little ounce of the 1 bar phone signal just to catch up on the United game as the Wi-fi ain’t happening at all and all the time getting a foam finger in the back of me head by a little kid, I thought hurry up so at least I can watch the final tonight at home with me feet up in peace with a cold one.

And there we are it’s done but of course me mum needs the toilet ! So I’m waiting like a good son when I spot this guy walk past, I thought nah I’m sure it ain’t but you never know.

So I dash after him like a dog on heat , STEVE I shout then he turns round and I’m like it’s the FUCKING BANDIT !!!

Love yer vids mate I said expecting a cheers mate but jog on will yer.

But we only start having a chat and he happens to mention he has a spare ticket for the final and would I like it, yeah good one I thought I ain’t that stupid, no for real mate it ain’t bullshit. By this time I’ve remembered me mums probably looking for me , oh there she is,Throw her the car keys and say go wait for me then im with the bandit.

Anyhow I arrange to come back in a couple of hours still thinking is he playing me like a right fool, but later as I’m driving back I get a message I got you ticket just ask at the door.

Still sceptical I go in and before I know it Ive got a fucking VIP wristband pass and a ticket.
I head up to the balcony, alright mate he says there’s a free bar there get yourself a drink oh and yeah that’s Stephen Bunting there getting pissed. So i milk the bar for a regular Pepsi and we head down to watch the darts.

Awesome seats in the VIP section I felt like a celeb.

Anyway a couple of hours of entertainment watching Stevie and Dave down pitcher after pitcher they come up with this random bet for a 11-5 Gerwen win , I’ll put a monkey on it’s only 5-1 but what the hell.

It’s 3-3 and I’m like not looking likely is it.
But what followed was the inevitability of this in gonna happen and I was well getting into like is was my bet to , BOOM the winning dart goes in total mayhem!

I would just like to thank Steve and Dave for this utterly amazing bonkers evening which even now doesn’t seem real what a couple of top blokes.

And Dave what was that Chinese takeaway order ??