An Englishman, Scottishman and an Irishman are crossing the Sahara Desert in a Jeep. When they are halfway across the Jeep breaks down.
They decided to each go in a seprate direction to find help. They drew lots so each person could take one thing from the Jeep to help them.
The Englishman won so went first picking the canteen of water stating that when he is hot he can have a drink of water and cool down.
The Scottishman was second so he picked the parasol stating that when he is hot he can put it up and get some shade to cool down.
The Irishman went last picking the door of the Jeep.
The Englishman and Scottishman both puzzled asked the Irishman why he picked the door of the Jeep?
The Irishman said when he feels hot he can roll the window down on the door and feel the breeze

