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The original one when it first came out was giving jackpots left right and centre it seemed, Time is Money that one was called, first time i played Clockwork Mice i got it too i think, these days they are a bit of a bitch to bonus and never seem to give you the retriggers you need for those 12 wins!
00I do tend to go on a bit of a streak usually when i get one in lol apart from the midweek treble, the 4 folds are having none of it at the moment! Congrats on your wins there, decent pick for the score, Frankie told me it would be 1-3 on Rocknrollas stream too, i hope he bet on it!
00Lol the foreskin one makes me chuckle now when i read it back, fuck knows where that came from 😀
00Right then, as usual another Saturday’s footy fixtures pass me by – Colchester did me on one of the bets and Wolves did me on another lol!
Videoslots anyway and i start with a grand in pretending with myself that i am going to be sensible well yeah right, the sensible head lasted about 13 minutes. Fast forward to having deposited £18,500 and i am one away on max stake for a £25,600 top….. DONK and the fucker loses, wounded because i am approaching the scary zone and i start to wonder if this is it – the inevitable loss session. Well, £21,000 in now and i am there again, same top amount, same position…. same result, a big fat DONK and omg it wounds me again lol! Another deposit and it puts me £23,500 in now, squeaky bum time we call this zone, i get one away from the top, the top is a massive £30,720 and would at this point represent a profit of £7.5k….. DONK, omg i’m up, off the bed, walking round, swearing my absolute bag off lol I am wounded yet again. These deposits are going like water because it is £40 a spin, £2,500 each deposit and that is only good enough for 60 odd spins! £26,000 in now and then finally….. my golden road goes all the way…
Get the FUCK in there is me and i am doing a little dance, means a lot to me when i get the big bad boy tops when this much in and i can just step away having achieved what i set out to do! I am a bit fucked with withdrawals at VS at the moment, not sure if it is still on this pic but i have a £16,600 odd withdrawal already pending through a manual bank payment so fuck knows what i am going to do about this next lot lol The result anyway – £5,724 profit.
Cumulative Thread Stats –
Tops Hit – 26
Money in – £106,500
Money out – £196,525
+/- = £90,025 up
00I regularly go hundreds and hundreds of spins on these games without bonuses mate, if you listen in the videos as i play them, i will often say how long it has taken and also often walk away from them having had no bonus – there isn’t really a method for them, they will bonus when they want, just got to get lucky i guess!
00Bandit lad!!! So I’ve decided to call it a day with the slots. Had a good run over the last few years. And a couple of decent wins on reel king. I feel it is a good time to knock it on the head. Will be as always a loyal viewer of your vids and member of backinamo. Look forward to seeing you get some big wins on my favourite captain venture even though it kicked me right in the plums on my last blast on it and of course reel king!!!!!!
Fair play mate, Captain Venture can certainly be a right pig of a game!
00What happens if you don’t have a job but make money trading?
You get ridiculous bother lol
00Yeah it is only when you go a bit bonkers on the old deposits that they ask for the source of wealth stuff
00Good luck mate, my main one today is Luton, Fleetwood, MK Dons and Exeter – i had a nice treble in in the week though so expect nothing other than 4 losses haha
00haha how uncouth of me those burps – the problem with not having a very big stomach now is i need all the space i can get haha
01Would you consider setting a cycle of hitting a top target such as 125000 and then start the cycle again rather than waiting until you hit the loss of 60k. Surely the longer you push the “cycle” the more certain you are to hit the max loss. Just seems at the moment you have no point of stopping the cycle until you hit the dreaded loss. I am not having a go and admire the way you are going about it. I know you must have your reliable friends and Mrs B who you discuss these things with and just thought I would put in a view from the outside.
I don’t really know is the answer tbh – I need another target now, something to buy so i can spend a chunk of this money again. I find that is the best way to ground myself again after a mental run on the game, spend it. I am still being quite sensible with it tbh, like today, i started on £1.60 still – the thing is, the further ahead i go, the less and less another 60k loss is going to impact the figures and i only manage to go ahead playing it in the way i do so the big loss, however silly it looks, is sort of already factored in to the whole process, it is hard to explain but i know what i mean in my head lol
20Right then, trying to squeeze one in before the football kicks off so it is off to Casumo i go, £1k in and annoyingly, it loses one off the top twice in the first £100! Both times would have been around £1,000 up, i had started on £1.60. Another 1k in and not much happening so i am up to £8 for the next deposit which is £2k – Total of 4k in and it goes up for this….
Pretty much makes the remaining balance the profit with being £4k in – i was close to a stake change. £1,751 profit is still excellent in anyones book and keeps me plodding on. Good luck on the footy if you have had a bet!
Cumulative Thread Stats –
Tops Hit – 25
Money in – £80,500
Money out – £164,801
+/- = £84,301 up
21Hi guys im martin from north wales /rhyl…ive been a member of rocknrollas/paul on youtube/twitch for a few years and know bandit through there.so ive subscribed to bandit too also this fourm and tgc ,,, please say bandit is doing pokerstars homegames also???pauls slacking on homegames ;p …be good to get to know you all ,,happy gambling peeps x
Hi Martin and welcome, i lived in Rhyl briefly with the mrs years ago lol Lovely glamorous flat above a shop on Bodfor Street no less haha
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