Profile : The Bandit

Cheers folks, Paul’s pigeon story took quite a few subs away lol Animal cruelty people proper believed him and loads of people unsubbed, it was quite funny tbh. I’d never kick any animal, even a pigeon 😀

Mate, please stop sharing this? I have asked you a lot of times now, it is causing me loads of shit from everyone messaging me and asking about it, i appreciate the thought but like i said loads of times, one was done and its now run its course and that is all fine and done.

I’m locked out on pokerstars lol they wouldn’t accept my ID or something like that i can’t even remember, i was in playing a couple of Paul’s poker games and then i couldn’t any more, i even then joined as the mrs and they blocked that one too lol

Biohazard wrote:

The Bandit wrote:

I know what you mean about fruit machines as that’s my game haha, the bit you mention about the hopper isn’t right though, the hopper is just the part of the machine that literally holds the coins, it can actually be completely empty yet the machines brain is still in payout mode, it’s % control is completely unconnected to how much physical cash it has inside – some pubs “low float” their machines and in those cases, the machine will issue an IOU on it’s LCD lol they love that

 

Did not know that! I’ve learnt something tonight, always thought the two were connected. I remember this fruity at this pub I used to go to always said hopper full, and it never used to pay! Right cheeky move that.

I know you’re a fruit machine expert, I just like to articulate every detail in my posts for any other potential readers

It is quite a common misconception amongst landlords, they’ll say “ah the guy has just been and emptied it” meaning the collector and implying that it won’t pay, always love their face when it is rattling out the coins 10 minutes later lol Of course, they never appreciate how much goes in and don’t bat an eyelid until they’re all coming out again!

Rocknrolla wrote:

Soddapoppin played with fake money 100%. He even owned up to it as he was an affiliate for them but affiliates in their t&c’s were not allowed to play with real money on the site

I did think it was a little suspicious about how the money was being added, no experience of that place though so couldn’t comment…. the way they scan those cards, is that normal? Just didn’t seem a very good way, it didn’t recognise some of them for multiple passes – i remember that michael person and the big kick ff about the dealer picking the card under the card he should have picker, was that real in the end?

I will have a little watch now, i think i may have seen a couple of them before 😀 Never nice to see anyone lose money though, i always remember to how i used to feel when doing utter bollocks in!

Dane Watkins wrote:

I love the bandit!

His videos are very entertaining. That is the only thing that they should be used for. If you are watching them to try and copy to make money, just dont! find an other youtuber to follow. I am guilty of this too, it’s extremely easy to think that wins happen all the time. I used the bandits link to all the casinos and used them every month for ages. Got into troubles and then used his link to gamban and it’s sorted me right out. In six months saved £5k. God knows how much I spaffed away but now I just sit back and enjoy without the niggle of ”if I just put £100 to see what happens” in the back of my head! And found another addiction instead. 24hr gym so instead of losing 2 or 3 hundred in a night when I can’t sleep I now push it at the gym. It took about a month to stop the itch of needing to gamble to change to needing to go to the gym.

Dane

Good stuff mate, cracking to hear about that kind of level of savings from you having bitten the bullet and got Gamban, i bet you are over the moon at that! Keep it up!