Profile : Kingpab

Try this chat up line, works everytime

Did you fart???? Because you have blown me away ???.

The Bandit wrote:

I just ordered a Sony one, 85″ i think it said, that’s a big fucking TV lol I wonder if it will fit through the bastard door!

My mates got a 85″ tele, looks amazing.

He bought that and a sofa with a fridge in its arms, massive leather corner one. Only cost 7 grand ??

Never knew you could get one so expensive. Shall I asked where he got it? Incase you want a couple ?

Makes watching a film awesome

Yeah that’s a good read, anyone who gambles bad should also watch the Steve Coogan film  Sunshine. Brilliant

Like Andy says anything else it’s easy to walk away from but them machines suck u dry lol.

Think it’s the quick hit and quick money that got me. I also liked the fact I’m unknown and there is no trace. Think that’s why I’ve never really took to online, don’t like that it would leave proof of what I’ve been doing with my cash

The Bandit wrote:

I thought i would show some statements but it is a fucking mission tbh and what really does it prove, i went back to 2016 to show transactions from that time, i have blanked out my account details of course but you can get the idea really – i think pkrser or whatever it is must have been Party Casino. I then forwarded it to 2018 and recent so you again get the idea, the deposits on the latest ones are that big loss i had, £84k in if you recall, it doesn’t show them all as as you can see, it’s getting on for 40 pages and i just can’t be bothered to go through all that lol

Money out to a casino is obviously my deposit, money in from a casino is my withdrawal and should tally up really to the videos of the time, i usually find with my bank that the dates aren’t exact though, they’ll stay pending for 24 hours for example so their statement date can often be 24 hours later than the actual deposit date but that’s the bank, not a lot i can do about that really. Funds Transfer is me either sending money in from my non gambling account or taking it back out again, i have also blanked out those account details for obvious reasons – mobile channel i guess means i used my phone as i usually do for that type of shit. Anyone that banks with barclays can verify that this is what a normal transaction statement looks like but quite frankly, if you don’t believe the deposits and withdrawals on there, you are a lost cause to me anyway lol

The statements go on and on like this and always have done.

Mental the fact  that on that last statement u went down to £82 now your a 100 grand up in 19 days..

Unbelievable Jeff.

Fuck the haters, you don’t need to prove anything.

No matter how much proof u offer some people will want more and some just say shit to get a reaction

Met Boycie, proper nice guy definitely one of the best characters in the best TV show ever. Great day

And met Rory Breaker that mad man with a afro in Lock stock and two smoking barrels.