Profile : Haz40

Thisgirl2019 wrote:

Haz40 wrote:

Thisgirl2019 wrote:

Haz40 wrote:

Thisgirl2019 wrote:

Haz40 wrote:

Your all bonkers.

Fighting talk Haz!

Want a piece of me?!

Not in that sense girl.

left myself open for that one didn’t I hahaha

You shouldn’t leave yourself open. Just wait till your asked.

Asked? More like given after its earnt

A sophisticated lady such as yourself I suppose I’m still a long way off. ??

Thisgirl2019 wrote:

Haz40 wrote:

Your all bonkers.

Fighting talk Haz!

Want a piece of me?!

Not in that sense girl. ??

Malkychamp wrote:

My RTP on this game is just under 3% without doubt my worst game by a long way glad someone is smashing it

I remember you saying that on the forum. I couldn’t believe it was that low. Someone said fisherman franky was rogering mermaid Mandy. ??

blacko1974 wrote:

I’ve been mulling this one over all day after reading of the Paranoia that the Wrexham meet up may result in a tear up.

I’ll go first…

Ok so I’ve met Andy Williams face to face and there’s no fucking way I’m going toe to toe with him in the car park. A big solid baldy fucker who is military trained, as nice as a guy that he is I can see my little hairy arse being shipped back North of Hadrians wall in a bodybag.

Never met the bandit but he looks about 10 feet tall with that look in his eye that he could handle a tear up, even if I did manage to put him down chances are Seedy would blindside me defending his pal. He would probably smash that big whisky bottle off my head as I imagine his missus has spent all the coins that were in it at the local Debenhams.

I reckon I could handle Haz and Hacko, they could both be built like brick shithouses as far as i’m concerned but i’m feeling confident.

Geezawin could be my support from up North. His position would be to post a message on the forum before the fight starts, this would allow me a good 20 minutes of preparation as my opponents would need that to decipher Geezawins Glaswegian style posts.

Meanwhile ThisGirl in good ole British fashion has the responsibility of screaming “Leave them alone Blacko they ain’t worth it” in a loud shrieking voice.

MrB quietly sits in the corner of the carpark with an easel and paintbrush capturing the scene on canvas.

I’m looking forward to the forum members chipping in involving the other members on here, JustBasics would be in the middle of this wouldn’t he LOL.

Just another daft post. Usual shite from myself.

Built like brick shit house ha ????. I’m 5 foot 10 and 12 stone mate. I’ve never been in a proper fight all my life.

Hacko1 wrote:

Haz40 wrote:

Thanks mate. I think there are 2 options. We could either post our  selections on biam forum and one person could submit them on tgc forum or 2 we can daily put them on tgc ourselves. I’m easy either way.

Morning Mate I don’t mind if you all want to pass your selections on to me and I’ll send them over as 1 post, I think it might help keep track of our scores easier but will confirm it later after I’ve spoke to crunchie

I’ve just posted some banter over there ha ha. Should be a laugh. ?

mattywest11 wrote:

Haz40 wrote:

Nice one mate. I’ve only ever had one and that was after nearly 15 years of playing. Hope you don’t get chopped too bad if you were in a comp. I got cut from 10 to 6 with a 74 for 64 many years ago.

I was cut from 14 all the way down to 9 after shooting a +2 gross (-12 nett) in a comp, they cut me with ‘external circumstances’ again that was in great playing conditions.

i don’t play enough to even be able to play off 9 most rounds, I average around +12-15 so another cut would be pretty devastating, it just seemed to be my day yesterday!

I should of been off about 8 at best. I couldn’t play off 6. Not good enough lol. I’d be about 12 now. That was my dream round. I was level gross with 4 to play off whites as well. Absolutely shitting myself. Finished bogey par bogey par. They made an example of me. Sounds like they did to you. Should only chop you 0.3 every shot under par as you will know. That round when you have it is amazing though.

andywilliams1187 wrote:

Haz40 wrote:

I know I’ll think twice about posting a sentence containing the words ” forum members ” in future.

You just end up with flashbacks of blackos big spanner hahaha

Time to Start a gofundme for counselling sessions

That’s me having nightmares tonight lol. ??

andywilliams1187 wrote:

Haz40 wrote:

I hope he doesn’t find hackos missing finger nail in the back end.

Or my banana hammock which I still can’t find anywhere

He’s probably got stack full of everything. He’s probably even got my Friday’s motivation in there. Blackos broken oven. Word has it he’s even got my pocket aces. Which everyone got but me at the last biam tournament. Very sneaky. ??