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Who is stephen wilders?? What a champ he is £100 donation, get in there buddy, much respect

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About 10 days ago I had letsgiveitaspin live on my tv and within my £100 deposit I had 1 bonus which was kiwanos on fruit warp, 50p stake paid £1.50 insta bin, he had 7 bonuses on 3 different slots, that shit infuriates me, why can this guy playing at the same time on more volatile slots be hitting all these bonuses and I rip my deposit with one shitty bonus, don’t let what you see these people do convince you you can do it too, it’s just not the case

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I’ve heard a few stories like that lately, these fuckers a bloody clever I’ll give them that but absolute pricks, sorry it’s happened to you but glad the banks been more understanding than the other tails I’ve heard, I’ve have 3 different bank accounts and when my pay hits I transfer out of my main into them as none of them details have ever gone online, I’ve used my card for so many different sign ups and payday loan attempts that I’m surprised it ain’t happened to me yet, hope it don’t hinder your Christmas mate

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Obviously the game can pay, we have all seen it but I tried it on free play and had no trouble getting the purple Ron but I’ve done maybe 20-25 buys on that game for real cash and never hit the purple, chickened out once as was so deep and took 20 but i usually get 8 or nothing, game has been binned now, try a few buys at a time if no luck walk away and try on another session, so bloody dangerous

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I’m in, nice thought Andy, good on ya mate

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Don’t forget about us baby!

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Gunner wrote:

You’re obviously a very intelligent guy and I respect the working attitude. Man does that shit bite. You work all month and have nothing. Every minute you spent in work you told yourself it was worth it because you got paid. When you are a fucking lunatic you never get paid, you are only ever on borrowed money. Everybody who participates in the capitalist consumer economy is a slave to the central bankers. For many of us there is little alternative, you work so those who depend on you have food on the table.

We all have a choice with spinning wheels and slot machines. Do we want to be slaves, yes or no? I was a slave for a long time until Spartacus set me free. Like the rest of you, I could work all month and blow the paycheck in one sitting. It makes you feel things. That’s the point of it and the means by which the wheels and machines hijack the biological interface. When you gamble you can largely forget about the outside world. Fuck how many times have I spent 12 hours at a machine only taking a break for a smoke or a piss? I couldn’t do that if I wasn’t gambling. If I wasn’t gambling I would be bitching to anybody who would listen about how starving I was or some other sob story. If I don’t eat within 7 hours of getting up, I will start to feel ill. I’ve no time to be ill or hungry or considerate of others. These notes don’t feed themselves and with the number of dodgy fuckers round here with their fake £20s, half of them won’t even work.

I would consider myself hardcore in that people used to stop their own gambling to watch me gamble. Not kids but adults jaws on the floor as I tried to get to the top of the gamble ladder. Nobody in their right mind would hit £512 on double or nothing, then hit it again, and then again. Who even does that? Mental people, that’s who. Three weeks wages on the flip of a coin.

When I had my first job the whole credit boom leading up to the dotcom bubble was happening. Some crazy cats at Capital One, RBS and HSBC decided to give me £30K of credit. Dear Lord, please tell them I only make £900/month after taxes and student loans. If I get even close to that limit, well, the minimum payments including interest at one stage were double my wages. So many overdrafts, so many credit cards lol. I blame the Rothschilds for that one but it took me like 7 years to pay it off. And pay it off I did in full. I had the interest frozen but instead of buying myself a car or saving for a deposit, I was a slave. Lucky I was young. And don’t be ridiculous, of course I still gambled on the same slots all the while. I am now over 30 and haven’t been in a bookies/casino/slot palace for, uh, literally longer than I can remember. Easily 8 years.

How you beat a thing like that is personal but The Bandit gives great advice there. If you take a whiff you’re going to take a bite, so don’t put yourself in those situations. And you can’t associate on a daily basis with fat bastards. They’re gonna drag you into KFC and that chicken is so fucking tasty. You know it is. Late one night, when you are at your most vulnerable, they will slap you round the face with 11 secret herbs and spices.

Personally I feel the only way to beat the wheels and slots is to replace them. Look I know this won’t be popular but I don’t see The Bandit or watching online slots as replacement therapy. If anything it’s like watching somebody eat. There’s a fat bastard in all of us screaming to be set free. I replaced casino-type gambling with poker. I’m much better at poker than slot machines. I’ve made 10 times more playing poker than I lost to HSBC and Capital One. It’s swapping one addiction for another. OK I’m not addicted like I am to smoking. I can easily abstain from slots or poker. Doesn’t mean I won’t think about them and when I watch YouTube videos I am most definitely thinking about gambling. I’ll hear no criticism of The Bandit though because he keeps it real, which is what many of us need to see. The Forum is a pretty interesting place too!

Long-term you will definitely start to grow out of it. It’s a bit like sex, unfortunately. When you are younger you want it every 5 minutes. Now every 3-4 days is good. You get old and your desires change from impulsive things to things you can sit on your lazy arse and think about. It will get easier as you get older but it will NEVER go away. It’s often said that gambling is worse than smoking or drugs because there is a “cure” or ready alternative for smoking and all drugs. There is no cure for gambling. You can go 10 years and at the flick of a switch (or maybe bottle of whiskey) turn into a complete degen. It’s fun. That’s why we do it. Drugs are fun. That’s why the drinking water in London tests positive for cocaine. Drugs will kill you though. Some faster than others. Gambling could kill you in a day or over a lifetime, and it will if you let yourself be a slave.

Sorry I went off on a bit of a preaching ramble there. The OP says their desire is that somebody takes something positive away from this. Well that’s me. I am positive that OP will find a way to fix things, not just for this Christmas but for the next one too.

Is that coming out in hardback or just paperback?

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Haha, Bow down to the king!! Bandits lost his throne

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Well I think you may have just answered your own question, to be fair we are gamblers we all want that bit more, but you need to know when to cash it, don’t wanna preach but £4/500 sounded like it could have been a stopping point, if I get a sick win I don’t wanna throw it away cause they are few and far between, maybe set a goal for next year if you hit the £4/500 mark cash half and carry on for the grand, at least you can say you got a withdrawal if it usually goes south after then at least you took something worth taking

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Yeah we got rid of them, they were shit

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It depends on how you play, if I done  a £10/£20 deposit and run it up to £100+ then I’d probably withdraw sometimes push it more but usually lost and it happened many times throughout the year, if you win and keep playing with no goal in mind to stop them chances are you will lose it all, did you ever get any of the deposits to a point where you could have cashed out and lost or have they all been rips?

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If I remember right I’m sure you said it was 300x maybe it’s better programmed for the bookies because of the £500 cap I’m not sure tho, all I know that my online experience with the game stands at roughy 1000 spins 2 bonuses and 1 winning spin, got a 0x on £1 stake and 10x on 40p stake, once my gamban is finished I will never open the game again, just not worth the stress

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About 6 months ago yeah, went in with my dad, he loves the bookies, silver paid £171 on 50p

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Well after the state of your spelling in the last post I’ll say 9 ya pisshead! Haha hope ya having a blast

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Can’t be that many as your still talking to us. I’m gonna say 3, then drinks surely can’t all be yours

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