Profile : dynamo

A man buys an old looking brass lamp he finds whilst rummaging through a secondhand shop.

When he gets home he starts cleaning the lamp and genie pops out of the lamp. The genie exclaims that the man can have one wish in return for freeing the genie from the lamp.

The man thinks for a long time and eventually says that he has decided on the wish “I wish there was a bridge from the UK to USA, so I can drive to America”.

The genie pauses and then asks the man are you sure that’s what you want, you wouldn’t rather be rich or famous? It’s only that building a bridge from the UK to the USA is a big ask, think of all the concrete, steel, tarmac etc. not to mention that everyone will notice a bridge magically appearing, is there really nothing else you would rather have?

The man thinks for an even longer time and eventually states, okay if the bridge from the UK to the USA is going to be that much of a problem, I do have one other wish “I wish I understood how women think”.

With no hesitation the genie says “How many lanes do you want on your bridge” ???

Why the Bandit is actually a magician.

1 – Like a magician the Bandit puts on shows (videos) to entertain people.

2 – The majority of people can watch the show (video) and that’s it.

3 – A small majority of people must known the secret to the magicians tricks or in the Bandits case how he funds his slotting hobby to make the videos (Not that they have a right to know btw).

4 – Even if he told the small amount of people how the trick works (videos are funded) they wouldn’t believe him and would want to be shown exactly how it works.

5 – And Even then, if they are shown would they be happy? of course not as the illusion would be shattered, in the case of the bandit this is that they too could go from spinning at 20p a spin to spinning at £40 a spin

What the small minority fail to understand is that even with the Affiliate CPA the cost of staff, premises, giveaways and slot losses he probably does well to turn a small profit and most likely has other forms of income…I think we all know Bandits main income source is as a Horse Spunk Salesman ???