I dare you to fist me one more time.

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    Sparrowfish23 WANTED $3
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    Since there are no comments on YouTube I just needed a platform to express my admiration for Bandit’s dead pan seemingly oblivious innuendos. The title is a quote from today’s video, but I thought I would open up a thread to archive some of the things he says. Of course it doesn’t have to be always an innuendo, I think the exclaimation whilst playing Dead or Alive II: ”Put in the wild line and I’ll have a wank!” also merits some form of immortalisation, although admittedly I am an extremely weird judge of what is deserving. Death penalty for pineapple on pizza for example…..

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    #142139
    bishman WANTED $82
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    Hit me with a steaming bag of piss!

    #142226
    RichyRich999 WANTED $16
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    2nd Feb  ‘…. Yea right like 1 person has watched every single bonus and calculated my RTP …’    ( I have )

    26th Feb  ‘… oh you fucking spunk monkey’

    28th Feb  ‘sometimes, every single game is a pile of wank’

    14th March  ‘…you piss taking cock gobbler’

    and my all time favourite :

    16th March  ‘…you can stick it where the sun don’t shine, down your piss pipe !!’

     

     

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    #142214
    dan1984 WANTED $1
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    I’d rather pour acid down my piss pipe lol

    #142269
    bishman WANTED $82
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    You need to watch the ultra high stakes video from 5 years ago where he was doing max stake on reel king and then quite a few other games.  One of the best is while he’s losing the gamble on extra chilli……..’fucking peel your own penis!’

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    RnGeesus WANTED $1
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    “Shit licker” always makes me chuckle like a schoolboy!

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