best your mumma joke ever told post them here haha

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    pro.ashley69 WANTED $16
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    your mums like Micheal schumacher she burns 6 rubbers a night

    your mums so round someone tried to draw her but ran out of lead in the pencil

    your mums so fat if she falls down she just bounces back up

    your mum is so dumb she spelt iq wrong

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    #7140
    Slapheadste WANTED $8
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    Your momma is so fat that Dora can’t even explore her!

    Your momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.

    Your mamma is so fat she doesn’t need the internet, because she’s already world wide.

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    #7149
    blueyes WANTED $77
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    I made this one up:

     

    Your momma’s so dumb she thought a times table was a piece of furniture

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    #7845
    eejit101 WANTED $300
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    pro.ashley69 wrote:

    your mums like Micheal schumacher she burns 6 rubbers a night

    your mums so round someone tried to draw her but ran out of lead in the pencil

    your mums so fat if she falls down she just bounces back up

    your mum is so dumb she spelt iq wrong

     

    Your momma’s like Michael Schumacher, shes in a coma from being face down in white powder.

     

    (do i win?)

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    #8933
    Mysteron71 WANTED $19
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    haha some good ones there 😀 My fave your momma jokes probably come from a movie or Chris Rock or something?..

     

    Your momma is so fat she puts her belt on with a boomerang!

    Your momma is so fat her waist line is the equator!

     

    No offence meant to any big momma’s out there.. we all love ya’s whatever size you are xx 😛

    #8941
    nostromo332 WANTED $17
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    your mamma is so fat i ran out of fuel just trying to drive  around her……..

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    kingofpennies WANTED $15
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    Your mumma’s house is so dusty the vacuum cleaners got Asthma.

     

     

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