I have the same with words from a different side. Where I work people like to use long and over the top words to try and appear more intellectual than they actually are.
For example in a meeting yesterday I was asked
“can you create a holistic statistical gap analysis to show areas of movement for peripatetic employees to monitor sites where we are achieving high levels of customer interaction and ones that are not being met”.
I replied with “you want a map to show what sites we visit and what we dont”. Keep it simple……..