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[Realwhiskers WANTED $23 Blocked]

Fuck me Bandit, the suspense on this story is worse than watching Eastenders on a friday night having to wait the weekend to see what’s gonna happen on Monday hahaha. C’mon lad. What next

[Luckymf49 WANTED $3 Outlaw]

Not quite as exciting as watching your streams but still edge of the seat story telling ??

[WABBIT HUMPER WANTED $9 Outlaw]

More..more..more!

 

[Gamefreak WANTED $11 Outlaw]

Where’s the rest! Need more

[Bi BigBoyBiggins WANTED $0 Outlaw]

Mr Bandit im on a night shift and didn’t eat any of my lunch ! Cheers bro ? Better than pornhub on lunch break anyway ? Can’t wait for the rest

 

[Morethana6pack WANTED $2 Outlaw]

Fuck Vimeo…. could be the time for a podcast!! Lol

 

[The Bandit WANTED $5,352 El Bandito]

Right then….

 

To the Grosvenor we go! I didn’t have a card for that one for some reason and my name brought nothing up as previously having visited so i mustn’t have gone in a Grosvenor as a member before but that was alright they said, could walk in as a guest so in we go.

I started the day with £500 personally and well, that was gone pretty swiftly on the roulette wheel, i chose the top section as i often do and had a win followed by a couple of losses followed by a win followed by a couple of losses until it was gone! I still had my quid coins though so i went and found a Rainbow Riches game that i like and plonked myself down on that! There were three in a row and after a little dabble on the roulette themselves, all three of us were sat on these three terminal, all down to our quid coins 😀

Well, my quids soon go, as does a £280 withdrawal and then another £290 withdrawal off a different card lol not going well! Paul sits there and BOOM, Elvis is in the house with his 5 Cadillacs for £500 sweet pounds! He was only about £40 in! He switched to another game and the features just didn’t stop coming the jammy bastard! I couldn’t withdraw in there properly on my card as i wasn’t a member, only cash machine withdrawals were allowed and i had just maxed both mine dammit! Paul slides me £100 and i’m on the move again, I get a win on my game and take it to the pie, i’m quite a lot in this game now though so fuck it, i am going for the lesser chance wheel, a 1 in 4 chance of success….. it hits for 3 in a row and then a 50/50 gamble makes a JACKPOT! Happy days and back in the game! Pretty soon after it swings in the pots and gives me the Bronze boOOOooOOoooo but what is this, it’s only SUPER PIE MAN! Boooooshed it to a JACKPOT again and with a smaller win in between, it has made me auto collect a bank of £1140, meanwhile Paul has wondered off to roulette again and has smashed it for a £1200 ticket so we are well and truly cooking on gas now lol!

I carry on on my game after i collect my handpay and they switch the machine back on, i want those pots again! It takes a few hundred back off me and then i get an £8 win, the way the pie gamble on this one worked was it was pre selected how much you could try for, there was the small win, the 50/50 which was a double up and then the 25% win zone one which would x4 your win, you get 5 goes in total. Well, i’m on £8 so i go with x4 and it hits… £32, then i go for 50/50 and boom it’s in, £64, i fancy a 50/50 again and yep, it lands for the £128 and now….. the x4 chance pie is saying oOOOooh look at this, this could be £500….. he shoots, he scores haha! Jackpot again! I believe Paul got some footage of a couple of them too so will try and get hold of that at some point! I carry on because welllllll, i’m enjoying it lol I actually manage to get the pots a total of 10 times over the next 4 hours ha…. not ONE Gold! Plenty more mental pie action but in the end, I came off it with about £1,000 in a bag from my handpay earlier and that was that, still a decent result though and hours of fun had! Almost 7am now and time to go to bed lol! Rob, the third amigo, sat on the same games as we did for most of the night and was rattling out the features too, we had a really good time on those 3 machines ha! Got to our hotel and asked the night porter what time check out was, fuckkkkk sakeeee….. 10:30am ha

That was the first day complete, profit all round and a good time had! I’l write the next part tomorrow, i didn’t write it all at once as it would be a big wall of text and maybe would bore ya haha

 

[Frandare WANTED $5 Outlaw]

I want to hear the rest of the story, come on Bandit lets av it.

[Jordanboal WANTED $3 Outlaw]

When the vids back on bandit?

[The Bandit WANTED $5,352 El Bandito]

Jordanboal wrote:

When the vids back on bandit?

Soon mate, couple of days with any luck! I think i may go through a few old ones and try to put together a compilation of funnies, or decent iwns, get that up for a viewing maybe 😀

[Br Briners09 WANTED $16 Outlaw]

Fucking gripping stuff pal!!!! When’s the next instalment? ?

[Xbobmad WANTED $729 Outlaw]

The Bandit wrote:

Jordanboal wrote:

When the vids back on bandit?

Soon mate, couple of days with any luck! I think i may go through a few old ones and try to put together a compilation of funnies, or decent iwns, get that up for a viewing maybe ?

Full hour of “Wake the Baby” moments 😀

[eddychillin WANTED $14 Outlaw]

This is awesome hope you have some phone vids need to know what happened in the cashchingo 🙂

[notrege WANTED $39 Outlaw]

lets hear about day 2 aswell!

[The Bandit WANTED $5,352 El Bandito]

Right then, on we go and it is 9am…. we only got back to the hotel gone 7am and boom boom boom on the door, “housekeeping”… you joking love 😀 fall asleep again until just before half 10 and then we are off, it’s home time for my mate so off he goes and it is just me then as Paul is definitely in the land of nod at this stage haha, he booked 2 nights the clever bastard so didn’t have to be out of his room at silly o’clock!

I think to myself yeahhh, spoons breakfast should sort me out and an energy drink, well, i walk in the nearest spoons, the big albert lion on the front maybe it was called, something like that and fuck me, it is absolutely rammed lol No breakfast for me! Get myself a can of monster and wonder over to one of those digi machines again and we have severe cases of de ja vue as i’m on the roulette pie again and its a £1.50 win lol you know the rest! £2, £4, £6, £8, £10, £15, £20, £25, £50 and booOOOooosh £100… only a tenner in too, spits it all out in coins the fucker but there ya go. I drink up and decide i will head over to Coral Island whilst waiting for Paul to get up, huge arcade in the middle of town basically in case you didn’t know 😀

This is where the epicness begins! I sit down and i slide a £20 note in to one of the £500 machines and i load up some lobster game, it gives me a £20 win and ahhhh fuck…. of course it has a gamble and it is that double or nothing one again! £20 wins for £40, that wins for £80 and then it wins for £160. I am thinking ooOOOooh lovely profit butttttt…. not a jackpot is it lol BANG and it wins for £320! Then it is offering either £500, the £320 collect or what seems to be a consolation prize of £140 so me being me….. he’s only gone and pressed it! It only wins and boom £500 off a single £20 note haha I am thinking well that is a touch and a half i will just try and sit here now until Paul gets here.

Yeah right, who was i kidding, i reckon i lasted about 4 minutes before i was sat in front of the next one… IT DID THE SAME THING! £20 in and it was a £12 win this time but it went £24, £48, £96, £192, £384 and at that stage the options were £500, £384 or a consolation of £268 i think so obviously, i am fucking pressing it lol BANG £500 sheeeeeeets again! Madness!

The atmosphere at that point dropped a couple of degrees it felt like as i don’t think the staff in there like to see too much winning going on haha! Fuck it though, i am buzzing around the ceiling at this point and i load up another one! £200 in this time so it was not going well but what is this, it’s given me a feature for £52, catching some fish he was…. GAMBLE TIME…. £104….. £208….. £416….. JACKPOT! I mean, wow, i like the 500 machines but i usually do my cake in them haha NOT TODAY!

Back down to Earth with a thump on the next one as i lose £800 on it lol! It lost some big gambles early on too but there you go, you can’t win em all, i finished it off actually gambling it out for the £500 again and it seemed to really piss the staff off now, even though i was shit tons in and had lost loads on it, whether they didn’t quite know that or what but i felt the fire i was getting from dirty looks haha Paul had arrived by now and had had a couple of really nice features himself and turned £100 in to over £700 so that didn’t help the flames lmao….i thought….. what can i do, i know, i will switch to Rocky game, Paul had played it and got some decent features and some nice pie wins so yeah i will try that…. wellllllllllllll… i got a £25 win, the thing with a £25 win on these pie gamble games is that is the point where you can alter the gamble to be worth £500, straight from that £25 point, nowt in between, just £25 straight to £500 but the success part of the pie is literally 1/20th of the circle, you can imagine how small that is but you do realise? THE PIE MAN was on this one, i pressed it and OHHH YEAHHHHHH it has only landed in the smallest piece of blue you can get for the JACKPOT, i spin round and the staff guy is literally on my shoulder, i shout almost in his face YOU SAW THAT DIDN’T YOU, YOU LOVE THAT DON’T YA lmfao honestly you couldn’t make it up. Paul is now playing Monty’s Millions, not a game i have really played before so i think yeah why not, it’s got a pie gamble on it, lets have a bash……. £25 win spins in fairly early, now what are the chances i ask you, of it doing it again…… welllllll, lets ask THE PIE MAN!! ITS ONLY FUCKING LANDED AGAIN!!!!!!

We both figure now is probably a good point to leave Coral Island and we cash out monster tickets lol definitely to the disgust of a lot of their staff members, well that is how it felt anyway! Off we went on our merry way lol!

 

TBC!

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