As you will have seen at the end of the conversation there with Paul, i was down to £700 – I think it was £762, let’s put that in to perspective first, that is 19 presses at the stake i was on. Here is where i landed my most BALLSY top i have ever landed – I got to £12,800 and bearing in mind i have 19 presses left before i am heading to bed £108,000 down – I sit there for a few seconds…. CLICK –
Should that lose at the top, it is over eh. As you can see in the conversation with Paul, my opinion was that it was just delaying the inevitable – i wasn’t chipper about having an extra little play on it at all really. Hang on though, 3k later and what is this…. it’s the bloody Jackpot screen again! Twice in one session? £20,000! Now then…. What do you do there, do you collect to get to a £42,000 balance or do you hang with your wang out and mash that button? I’m pretty tired at this point and totally forget to screen shot the fucker, luckily i snapped it with my phone though….
THE GRAIL. DONE IT. Shame i couldn’t really celebrate the fuck out of it at this point but boy am i back in the game. Here is the Jackpot screen with the previous win and the current balance –
Nearly up to £63k – £45k down at this stage but actually feeling like a mega super comeback from the £700 i had not that long before.
If the Jackpot gamble winning made me shout then this fucker got me off my seat….
In 40 minutes, I had turned £762 into £92,642 – utterly stonking i am sure you would agree. I am a stubborn twat though and like a dick head, i carry on, i refuse to accept defeat and it has been my fucking down fall so many times in the past, why can’t i just be a little less stubborn about it, the wife is sat with me, she says just come to bed, it isn’t that bad and i am in clicky finger zone, i’m sure you all know how that is!
It rapidly takes £15,000 back off me and then i get a chance – a huge chance but arrrrrrggghhhhhhh it’s done the misclick one off the bastard top, you know the thing where you totally press it but for some unknown reason it does not respond and then 99999/100000 goes on to lose? Yeah that….
Well i surprised myself, purely because if i press it there and it wins, it is unbelievably money back – i collect the £16,000 which as you can see, puts me back up to £93k odd.
Still i continue, it goes on the take, big time. Before i know it the balance starts with and 8 and then a 7 and then a 6 and i am like oh for fuck sake, if i bin it all from here then i will be in for some ultra shit on the forum as whatever happens, absolutely no question, it will be reported. I need something to stop the rot and BOOM, here it is –
This put me to £100,000 – a sight i have rarely seen inside a casino balance of mine, what a stonkulaticallupotritavulagus come back of epic proportions considering where i was. Do i go to bed? Do i fuck? Should i have done? Probably!
That was the last top i managed and tbh, it was the last top i went for. I just wanted to bag a couple of £3k, £4k £5k wins which on £40 stake is very achievable with a little bit of luck – well. Up down and up and down little wins here little wins there, up as high as £105k and down as low as £94k at which point i managed a one off the top collect of £10,240 to put me back to £104k and plodded on looking, 6 times i needed one press for money back and 6 times it donked for fuck sake.
It starts to get away from me and i see the balance start with a 9 again and then incredibly with an 8 again and the money goes so fast at this bloody stake, wife still sat with me and i’m like please, just this one time, can you ding and give me 5, give me 500x and i will collect and blow me the fuck down, no sooner do the words finish coming out of my mouth… DING DING DING DING DING…… 5 fucking scrolls!! Balance at £86k and praying for the 500x, it starts with mixed 7’s on one of them and i’m thinking ah FFS, it isn’t doing it…. well it did it. It put me to £106,500 because i collected it – i had a look at the gamble of course i did but no, that is a fucking stupid point to even consider it.
I switch the stake right down now, i am close, i am so close to epicness – it is already epic but come on, just one more hit – i get a 2k win that puts me to £107,800 and yeah that is it, i’m done – one press for luck, happened to be on £20, dunno why as i don’t think i was on £20 for my last press and what do you know – it dinged!
It went for £500.
I collected it.
The job, was done. The most epic comeback of all time i am sure you will agree. Whether you agree with what i did or not, how about just immersing yourself in the story of it and let that be that.
If you are in any way encouraged to try what i have done here then you are a gambling mad man and you would have done your doh in with or without me so i cannot accept from anyone that this has in any way shape or form, contributed to anyone spaffing their money at all. If a £107,300 deficit isn’t enough for you to see that this game is a dangerous mother fucker then there is simply no words i can say that will help you see that.
Over and out.